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I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.
— Kevin Hart
I've written for the waste basket so often that we've become friends. He writes too, but it's mostly garbage.
— Ryan Lilly
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
— Busy Philipps
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends.
— Ally Carter
I was always pretty funny with my friends.
— Kenan Thompson
It's funny how you can know your friends so well, but you still end up playing the same games with them.
— Lauren Oliver
It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.
— Karl Pilkington
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
— Jim Norton
Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.
— Whipplesnaith
Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.
— George Bernard Shaw
Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool...
— Barbara Kloss
All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened.
— Claudia Gray
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious.
— Issa Rae
If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me.
— Tommy James
Its funny how we can go from good friends for months to strangers for years and best friends for hours. Plastic world, realistic people.
— Lik Hock Yap
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town.
— Mila Kunis
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.
— Juliet Blackwell
Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.
— Tina Fey
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky