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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
— Ray Romano
You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
— Richie Sambora
A husband and wife should tell each other about the things that are on their mind, otherwise you get nowhere,
— E.B. White
I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn't want to depend on a man.
— Mamie Van Doren
I don't know what I want. And, if that's the case, as my ex-wife said, I'd only hurt people.
— Haruki Murakami
You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife.
— Larry McMurtry
The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing.
— Susan Wingate
Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
— Don Frye
You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,""For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
— Michael Jordan
I love my wife. My ex-wife. Nothing will ever change that." "Okay." "I can't love anyone else.
— C.D. Reiss
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.
— Scott Weiland
A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates
— Samuel Richardson
When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration.
— Magic Johnson
I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.
— Halle Berry
Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.
— Mark Hoppus
The wife of a self-admirer must expect a very cold and negligent husband.
— Samuel Richardson
An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
— James Woods
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.
— Dirk Benedict
My ex-wife did once accuse me of treating my own needs as if they were instructions and everyone else's needs as impediments.
— Jill Dawson
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
— Bruce Lansky
When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice.
— T. Rafael Cimino
Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves.
— Samuel Richardson
When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!
— Jarod Kintz
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.Melvin Baylor - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
— Bruce Lansky
I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.
— Stewart Rahr
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.
— Charlotte Whitton
A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them.
— Phyllis Bottome
My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth.
— Alan J. Heeger
A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife
— S.E. Hall
I think my wife married me for my guacamole.
— Kyle MacLachlan
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.
— Ralph Lauren
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented.
— Henry Rollins
I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well.
— Gary Sheffield
One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.
— Warren Farrell
When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict.
— Billy Graham
As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork.
— Jim George
In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.
— Jake LaMotta
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
— Rafael Benitez
On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.
— Danielle Schneider
Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife.
— Mike Royer
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
— Michelangelo
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife
— Shelley Winters