My Dog Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about My Dog
My Dog Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.
— Charlton Heston
My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning.
— Natalie Du Toit
What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.
— Seann William Scott
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
— Anne Lamott
Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.)
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I know this sounds generic, but I'm so happy to be home with my husband, my family, and my dog.
— Fergie
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My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
— Tommy Cooper
My very first tattoo was for my dog, Zora, who died in my arms in New York. Right where her heart stopped beating I got a "Z".
— Cheyenne Jackson
Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator!
— N.M. Silber
I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.
— Ana Gasteyer
You promoted me for my ruthless stubbornness and dog-headed determination, not my tech savvy. Plus, I'm a damn good shot.
— Katherine McIntyre
I could not write without my dog, Rhoda, a Lab-chow mix.
— Mary Gordon
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound interest table.
— Charlie Munger
Blue. My God! I'm so blue that if I were a dog, I'd sit on my haunches and howl and howl and howl ...
— Alice Dunbar Nelson
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
— Anne McCaffrey
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.
— Billy Graham
I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.
— Margo Kaufman
The more I know people, the more I love my dog.
— A.S. King
God make me the man my dog thinks I am.
— Janusz Leon Wisniewski
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
— Gypsy Rose Lee
You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.
— Libba Bray
I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.
— Phillip Lim
You can take my heart, but I can't let you take my dog.
— Karin Slaughter
The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.
— Blaise Pascal
Before I had my own restaurant, I was never top dog in the kitchen. I've always had a low opinion of myself as a cook.
— David Chang
My father who was always serious has fallen in love with a dog. What can I do but be happy for him?
— Michael Simms
If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
— Mark Twain
I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.
— Dolly Parton
When I'm training a dog, I develop a relationship with that dog. He's my buddy, and I want to make training fun.
— Ian Dunbar
No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog.
— Chanel Iman
Walking my dogs twice a day provides me with an opening and closing of my day, and I've learned to use those walks for a walking meditation.
— Patrick Fabian
I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings.
— Jane Goodall
My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.
— Mazo De La Roche
Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. — William Shakespeare
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Never have I experienced a serenity and sweetness of disposition as with my Chocolate Lab.
— Mortimer Zuckerman
Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
— The Walking Dead
I will not be my father's dog.
— Neil Gaiman
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
— Mike Ness
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live.
— Ebenezer Elliott
My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs.
— Rachel Trachtenburg
If I were an athlete I'd be past my prime. If I were a dog I'd be dead. Thirty ... shit.
— Jonathan Tropper
I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like.
— Kylie Jenner
I converse with my dog through ESP.
— Taylor Caldwell
My grandmother said it very simply: "If you don't like dogs, you don't like humans, and vice versa." I really believe that.
— Veronika Varekova
My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.
— Dana Gould
All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.
— Noel Fielding
My expectations of what I wanted in a man I learned from a dog: loyalty and kindness.
— Alice Hoffman
Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.
— Carrie Underwood
I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.
— Ziggy Marley
I am I because my little dog knows me. - GERTRUDE STEIN
— Alexandra Horowitz
The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog.
— Justin Halpern
I've been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born.
— Jon Hamm
I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.
— Dana Gould
I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
— Ellen DeGeneres
He played Sarah McLachlan. For the rest of my life whenever I'd get a latte or see a sick dog, I'd think about my hymen.
— Matt Fraction
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.
— Robert Pattinson
On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe.
— Tom Ford
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
— Rodney Dangerfield
We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.
— Jimmy Fallon
I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog.
— Patrick Demarchelier
I would write plays for my grandmother, who was stone deaf, my mother and the dog, that was our audience.
— Jayne Meadows
I am I because my little dog knows me.
— Gertrude Stein
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
— Bam Bam Bigelow
I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs.
— Catherine Zeta-Jones
I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me.
— Brian Schweitzer
My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me.
— Francois Cavanna