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The taste of chalk. The sun lays its copper thumbs on my eyelids. The radio plays the monologue of a dog. What is the formula for tomorrow? — Warren Heiti

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs. — Seann William Scott

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. — Anne Lamott

This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog. — Shane Tronc

On my days off, I like to be outdoors - on my bike or walking the dog or swimming - so it's important anyone I date is also into fitness. — Mollie King

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. — Mitt Romney

I enjoy working out. That is important for me. Whether it's a hike with my dog or an hour at the gym, I like to maintain an active lifestyle. — Cara Santana

My dog is vicious to the uninvited guest, lavishly affectionate to the invited one, and so freakishly acute that he has mastered the English language. — Jean Hanff Korelitz

I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog. — Leonard Cohen

Rudy is a mutt; my father says he's a cross between a chihuahua and a German shepherd, which must've been some wild dog sex. — Ned Vizzini

My dog's name is Tucker, and his DNA is unidentifiable and suspect. — Bruce Cameron

Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit. — Daniel Tosh

Snoop [Dog] is my favorite artist of all time. He's someone I look up to. — Kid Cudi

You ate my dog, you undead freak!"
Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is 'corporeally
challenged' now. No need to be rude. — Adam P. Knave

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. — Charles Yu

And the dog of my future, lying at my feet, is snoring now. — Kurt Vonnegut

My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker

Desmo is my guard dog, but he has a sweet side, too. Nothing entertains him (or me) more than when I blow bubbles and he can chase them. — Debi Mazar

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. — Rodney Dangerfield

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time. — Shirley Maclaine

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry. — Ana Gasteyer

Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today. — Gertrude Stein

She is my "Soul Dog" and I totally get it now. — Christy Bright

My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. — Edward Abbey

I remember my father explaining, "A capitalist system is a dog-eat-dog system." — Frances Fox Piven

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog. — Tom Felton

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. — H. G. Bissinger

To lose the approbation of my dog is a thing too horrible to contemplate. — Barbara Dana

My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge! — Emily VanCamp

Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog. — Tim Conway

Not wishing to blow my own trumpet, I'm as near to being the perfect dog owner as it is possible to be. — Mark Barrowcliffe

I do not think you are wrong for living the life you were born in. A dog must be a dog and a wolf must be a wolf, that is the proverb in my county — Chris Cleave

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

My dog is going to come back to me. I'm going to find him, and I'm going to bring him home. We're going to be together, again. — Gail Graham

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. — Michael J. Fox

The state of shock is losing its
charm. I want my brain back. Can't it just shake itself off like
a dog already and get back to work? — Kendare Blake

The dog that I was given on The Hills for Christmas is with my best friend's family. — Heidi Montag

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog. — Carl T. Rowan

Love is love," I told her, as I tell all of my patients who are ashamed to find themselves shattered by the death of a dog. "Loss is loss. — Meg Donohue

Hot dog? Bible? Now that poses a problem! Which is hungrier-my stomach or my soul? — Jerome Lawrence

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. — Dean Koontz

One of my favorite things about playing Avery Jennings on 'Dog With a Blog' is that I get to play a real teenager who deals with everyday issues. — G. Hannelius

I wiggle my eyebrows. 'Sorry, Evan, I can't make out with you wile the dog is aligning himself with a magnetic field. — Cheyanne Young

My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life. — Michael Sheen

This dog is mine," said those poor children; "that is my place in the sun." Here is the beginning and the image of the usurpation of all the earth. — Blaise Pascal

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats. — Ellen DeGeneres

The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned dog. — Justin Halpern

My Chinese zodiac is a dog. But I'm an exception because of how much I love cats. — Jason Wu

My health is important to me. I run with my dog, twice or three times a week. — Honeysuckle Weeks

and let me remember that my courage is a wild dog; it won't just come when I call it, I have to chase it down and hold on as tight as I can. — Ze Frank

Walking my dogs, playing with my kids - all of that is really good stuff to keep me centered. — John Feldmann

My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself. — Rob Lowe

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act. — Gypsy Rose Lee

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog. — Jimmy Fallon

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding? ... Noooo ... as funny as that is, I'm not — Ellen DeGeneres

William Shakespeare: My muse, as always, is Aphrodite.
Philip Henslowe: Aphrodite Baggett, who does it behind the Dog and Crumpet? — Marc Norman

The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous. — Robert Pattinson

I do feel a lot more comfortable when my dog is with me. — Brian Schweitzer

My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me. — Francois Cavanna

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle. — The Walking Dead

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.' — Jimmy Fallon

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it. — Swami Vivekananda

I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead. — Mary Russell Mitford

The dogs, and home, privacy is my constant. — Dan Fogelberg

Without a word, my dog taught me the meaning of love. — Leila Grandemange

My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor. — Karina Halle

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world. — Margaret Smith Court

I opened my eyes to find a fuzzy face staring into mine. I laughed and scratched Boomer's head. "Your dog is a pervert, he watched the whole thing. — E.M. Denning

The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion. — Travie McCoy

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop! — Jonah Goldberg

No one in my family is in show business, unless you count dog shows as show business. — Rebel Wilson

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities. — Eric Idle

My idea of good poetry is any dog doing anything. — J. Boone

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles. — Bill Maher

'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog. — Penn Jillette

He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. — L. Frank Baum

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. — Anna Held

I play Beethoven and Bach. At the same
time, Biggie is my dog. — Alicia Keys