My Crazy Ex Girlfriend Quotes

My Crazy Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

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Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. — Crystal Woods

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips