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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

You can see I have no will to stay away from you, no tolerance to live without you. — Amanda Lance

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that? — Ani San

I'm a card-carrying member of Team Boyfriend, and after last night, I can honestly say that Team One-Night-Stand sucks balls. — Elle Kennedy

Moments is about a girl dying and her boyfriend committing suicide because he can't live without her — Ed Sheeran

I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man. — A. Giannoccaro

You're the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you're at it? — Larry Kramer

If you have breakouts, it can be really healing, it's a little bit stinky, but if you're not sleeping over at your boyfriend's, it's really effective — Scarlett Johansson

I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job. — Shannen Doherty

If you have a girlfriend and still can't get laid; you better get a boyfriend — M.F. Moonzajer

Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out. — M.R. Field

Friend is cullinan diamond, they can not be a second option as boyfriend. — Dave

Have to stay together, can't switch band, but you can have a boyfriend, have to get a boyfriend..!!! — Kim Kyu-jong

Tell her to come in. Let's see if we can help sucker her boyfriend into a lifetime commitment." - Jeff, HOOK, LINE AND SINK HIM — Jackie Pilossoph

I don't think Kitty's been fixed yet. We can see about getting her a nice cat boyfriend and creating some cat grandchildren for her to fret over. — Bernie Su

I knew he was your boyfriend. Ellie Marie, I can't believe you lied to me, you hooker! — Courtney Allison Moulton

No boyfriend! Why not?
Eligible men are scarce - most of them are buried in France.
What about them Americans?
Oh, no. I can't. — David Dennington

How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one? — Christopher

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker ... I can be romantic, but not too sickly. — Louis Tomlinson

No boyfriend, just misery. Well, misery is good for the figure. And only misery can teach you what happiness is. — Natalie Meg Evans

He is a good kisser. I can definitely vouch for that. — Emma Watson

I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday — Michael Tolcher

Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave — Sid

I can hang out with all my boyfriend's friends. I know how to roll with the guys. — Rachel Bilson

We are not a civilized country if we can read in a newspaper what a lady tells her boyfriend or husband. — Silvio Berlusconi

His chest stretched wider, and his muscles cut a sharper image. "My boyfriend can beat up yours," she whispered to her mother. — Rebecca Zanetti

Can you wait until I'm gone to be her boyfriend? Cause right now, I like to think of you as my boyfriend. — Sean Waller

I'm not her buddy. I'm her boyfriend, and I'll knock you the fuck out before you can scratch the paint. — Jamie McGuire

I am in fact, a sad little girl, still in love with my first boyfriend, who lives five and a half thousand miles away and can't be mine. — Kerry Heavens

(One of the reasons we broke up. What's fine in a best friend can be deeply wrong in a boyfriend.) — Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. — Ginnifer Goodwin

If you're fighting with your boyfriend, you can go to the movies and cry it out and leave happy because the ending of the film is happy. — Lindsay Lohan