Muffins Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Muffins

Muffins Quotes & Sayings

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Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin

One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them. — Oscar Wilde

I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. — Kevin Kling

Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them! — Oscar Wilde

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook

I'm obsessed with muffins. — Phoebe Tonkin

If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the dead bodies. — Jill Shalvis

I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. — Shawn Mendes

When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here ... People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time. — Heidi Klum

It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning. — Johnny Depp

Toast your goddamn muffins. — Anthony Bourdain

I know I'm supposed to be the new Mistress of Revels! But that doesn't mean I have pockets full of muffins! — Lisa Mantchev

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok

Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so, while operating on autopilot. — Yotam Ottolenghi

That's why the bran muffins and the colonoscopies. — Chuck Palahniuk

Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won't ever make em muffins. — Stephen King

Moonrise
settle back with muffins and tea
until the window empties — R. Willmott

Blueberry Muffins — America's Test Kitchen

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins. — Kathy Bryson

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck. — Thomas M. Disch

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. — Janeane Garofalo

You get food from Costco. Those big muffins, maybe? My sister says they've got a thousand calories a piece. — Gabrielle Zevin

You don't get tired of muffins. But you don't find inspiration in them — George Bernard Shaw

English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts. — Mia Hamm

So, what's up with you two? You're really flight attendants?"
Marna's eyes danced. "I prefer sky muffins." She giggled. — Wendy Higgins

Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. — David Sedaris

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance — Oscar Wilde

Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins. — George Bernard Shaw

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. — Oscar Wilde

I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Aaron Funk

Quinoa and Banana Muffins — Vesela Tabakova