Muffin Quotes: top 43 famous quotes about Muffin

Muffin Quotes & Sayings

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My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. — Mark E. Smith

You look as scary as a buttered muffin. — Tamora Pierce

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie

Want to hit Leo?
That is understandable
Hunk muffin earned it — Rick Riordan

The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your vegetables?' — Kris Carr

I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. — Kevin Kling

Pardon me for not being willing to commit my entire future to you based on two kisses and a blueberry muffin. — Laura Lee Guhrke

LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE UNHAPPY ... SO LAUGH INSANELY, KISS SOFTLY, AND MAKE LOVE PASSIONATELY ... — Muffin

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. — Jerry Seinfeld

I couldn't tell you much about John 3:16, but I knew Blueberry Muffin: 426. — Sarah Hepola

It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning. — Johnny Depp

Whoever taught my mother the phrase stud muffin should be prosecuted — Flynn Meaney

I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. — Veronica Roth

Don't just stand there like a big fucking muffin! — Gordon Ramsay

kisses happen
when my morning
blueberry muffin
sails slowly
upon my savoring tongue. — Sanober Khan

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. — Brian P. Cleary

Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling."
"No you won't, nut muffin! — Jeaniene Frost

I am going to shoot a muffin of Marlean's head. — Veronica Roth

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. — Davey Havok

If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs. — Anne Fadiman

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. — Edward Lear

When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring in a muffin? — H.M. Ward

Finally, we realize who he is. We're staring at the Muffin Man himself. — Cameron Jace

Good havens! I suppose a man may eat his own muffin in his own garden. — Oscar Wilde

Give me liberty or a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. — Laurie Halse Anderson

If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip. That's how I want to be remembered. — Jane Krakowski

When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here ... People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time. — Heidi Klum

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely

I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. — Aaron Funk

Marlene picks up the muffin from the ground and bites into it. Uriah shouts, Gross! — Veronica Roth

WHEN THE ALMIGHTY HAS PREDESTINED YOU, THERE IS NOONE IN THIS PHYSICAL LIFE THAT CAN BLOCK YOUR BLESSINGS ... — Muffin

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. — Janet Evanovich

Doggone thing could make a preacher cuss." I yanked out the muffin pan and slammed the oven shut. — Lois Lavrisa

I think I want a guy who eats vegetables.
And who isn't so normal.
He was just a muffin, you know? — E. Lockhart

It only took one imperfection. One. Then laughs would turn into screams [ ... ]. People would turn into memories and memories into nightmares. — Mahsa

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins ... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. — Janeane Garofalo

Death by muffin. — Abigail Roux

I was in my office tilted back in my chair with my feet up drinking a cup of coffee and eating my second corn muffin — Robert B. Parker

But not to our Muffin. — Dorothy B. Hughes

What's a miffin?"

"Trippy muffin. — Abigail Roux

The United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company. — Charles Dickens