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Moving Funny Quotes By Lisa Unger: Isn't it funny how the people least impacted

Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on? — Lisa Unger

Moving Funny Quotes By Jess Walter: I'm certainly eclectic in my writing.

I'm certainly eclectic in my writing. — Jess Walter

Moving Funny Quotes By Steve Southerland: I think voters appreciate that I'm not sitting

I think voters appreciate that I'm not sitting in the back row, waiting for my turn. — Steve Southerland

Moving Funny Quotes By Joanne Harris: What is a writer of fiction but a

What is a writer of fiction but a liar with a licence? — Joanne Harris

Moving Funny Quotes By Rakim: I used to roll up: this is a

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim

Moving Funny Quotes By A. J. Jacobs: Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and

Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes. — A. J. Jacobs

Moving Funny Quotes By J.R. Ward: Rule number four for me as a writer?

Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward — J.R. Ward

Moving Funny Quotes By Kristen Schaal: 1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. — Kristen Schaal

Moving Funny Quotes By Walter Moers: On horseback you feel as if you're moving

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. — Walter Moers

Moving Funny Quotes By Jerry Brown: We're going to move left and right at

We're going to move left and right at the same time. — Jerry Brown

Moving Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Figures tell us there are already more people

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

Moving Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: To people who make moving ads that block

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver. — Dave Barry

Moving Funny Quotes By John Madden: Here's a guy who when he runs, he

Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster. — John Madden

Moving Funny Quotes By Christian Cantrell: The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No

The fewer moving parts, the better." "Exactly. No truer words were ever spoken in the context of engineering. — Christian Cantrell

Moving Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan,

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver. — Zach Galifianakis

Moving Funny Quotes By Diane Lane: I think the secret to happiness is having

I think the secret to happiness is having a Teflon soul. Whatever comes your way, you either let it slide or you cook with it. — Diane Lane

Moving Funny Quotes By Mira Grant: Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving — Mira Grant

Moving Funny Quotes By Steven Strogatz: I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As

I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you. — Steven Strogatz

Moving Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Keep moving!" "Bea's arguing with the floor.

Keep moving!"
"Bea's arguing with the floor. — Joel N. Ross

Moving Funny Quotes By Eminem: Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and

Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on. — Eminem

Moving Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I got a dog and named him 'Stay'.

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. — Steven Wright

Moving Funny Quotes By Lena Dunham: But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put. — Lena Dunham

Moving Funny Quotes By Thomas McGuane: It's funny, but ... you're sort of a

It's funny, but ... you're sort of a moving target for fortune, and you never know when it will befall you. — Thomas McGuane

Moving Funny Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

Moving Funny Quotes By William E. Coles Jr.: The cure for moving too fast is just

The cure for moving too fast is just to slow down. — William E. Coles Jr.

Moving Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in

Hysterical in The Mask; funny yet moving in The Truman Show. — Jim Carrey

Moving Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: When someone close to you dies, move seats.

When someone close to you dies, move seats. — Jimmy Carr

Moving Funny Quotes By Rich Vos: Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five

Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out. — Rich Vos

Moving Funny Quotes By Suzy Bogguss: I've always loved to sing.

I've always loved to sing. — Suzy Bogguss

Moving Funny Quotes By James Mangold: The funny thing about me is I move

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold