The title race is between two horses and a little horse that needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.
— Jose Mourinho
The only way to stop Messi is to double mark him. One player to stay on him and the other to help out.
— Jose Mourinho
It's a pity we can't play in two or three days as I like to play straight away after a bad game
— Jose Mourinho
I do not want a player who is a perfect man and has a fantastic character. That's the kind of guy I want for my daughter as a man.
— Jose Mourinho
In the same way that I had to follow an Italian manager here, I can imagine that it was not easy for an Italian manager to follow me at Porto.
— Jose Mourinho
Sir Alex, Mourinho, Wenger - none of them could have done a better job at Wigan than Steve Bruce ... — Alvin Martin
Dogs bark and the caravan goes by.
— Jose Mourinho
The world is so competitive, aggressive, consumive, selfish and during the time we spend here we must be all but that.
— Jose Mourinho
When I go to the press conference before the game, in my mind the game has already started.
— Jose Mourinho
In five years I have never had a match where my team has had less possession than the opponents.
— Jose Mourinho
My family love living in London. It is a fantastic city and a city such as this deserves to host the Olympic Games.
— Jose Mourinho
Maybe next season we can race.
— Jose Mourinho
I think the best place to work in football is England.
— Jose Mourinho
You have to work hard AND well. There are a lot of people who work hard but not well.
— Jose Mourinho
Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.
— Jose Mourinho
Do you have a brother or cousin in Ivory Coast, because I don't have the money to bring you to Porto.
— Jose Mourinho
My history as a manager cannot be compared with Frank Rijkaard's history. He has zero trophies and I have a lot of them.
— Jose Mourinho
If you want me to rule out ever being Manchester United manager, I can't. Special clubs need special managers, so in theory it could work.
— Jose Mourinho
I gave my jersey to Mourinho because he's the best coach in the world and I love him like a father.
— Mesut Ozil
I would rather play with 10 men than wait for a player who is late for the bus. — Jose Mourinho
When the players think you are strong and that you trust them, it helps them to have a good attitude, — Jose Mourinho
If Messi is the best in the world, it's only because Cristiano is from another planet. — Jose Mourinho
You have to win and especially, as I have, you have to win a trophy for the first time. — Jose Mourinho
Everybody can be smart. — Jose Mourinho
We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can. — Jose Mourinho
The only thing I would like is to have more control of the game in terms of possession. — Jose Mourinho
Unhappy is a nice word. — Jose Mourinho
Football is a more beautiful game in high definition. — Jose Mourinho
Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is poor people in the world trying to feed their families. There is no pressure in football — Jose Mourinho
Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that. — Jose Mourinho
So I know all about the ups and downs of football, I know that one day I will be sacked. — Jose Mourinho
People don't know about football. They think they know about it but they don't know much. — Jose Mourinho
When you just work tactically, in pure football sessions, you can see the way they can think football. — Jose Mourinho
Fear is not a word in my football documentary. — Jose Mourinho
I followed an Italian manager and it cannot be easy when you follow a manager who thinks very differently. — Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho is a big star ... he's cool. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic
But I think it's more normal for my team to have no success than it is to win two consecutive European cups. — Jose Mourinho
We are on top at the moment but not because of the club's financial power. We are in contention for a lot of trophies because of my hard work. — Jose Mourinho
Football is a game based on emotion and intelligence. Anyone can be clever, the trick is not to think the other guy is stupid. — Jose Mourinho
The only thing that we cannot control is our supporters. — Jose Mourinho
I am Jose Mourinho and I don't change. I arrive with all my qualities and my defects. — Jose Mourinho
Especially when you play at home, you need a good atmosphere behind you. — Jose Mourinho
Let slip the dogs of champions. — Jose Mourinho
The moral of the story is not to listen to those who tell you not to play the violin but stick to the tambourine. — Jose Mourinho
With all the stones being thrown against me you could build a monument! — Jose Mourinho
Drogba is a fighter. He is the kind of player I would say 'With you I could go to every war.' — Jose Mourinho
The best managers out there at the moment are Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho but they are at other clubs - Real Madrid and Barcelona. — Gary Neville
Look, I'm a coach, I'm not Harry Potter. He is magical, but in reality there is no magic. Magic is fiction and football is real. — Jose Mourinho
There is no pressure at the top. The pressure is being second or third. — Jose Mourinho
I must try to hide my emotions. I have to live with both the victory and the defeat. — Jose Mourinho
I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't. — Jose Mourinho
Three years without a Premiership title? I don't think I would still be in a job. — Jose Mourinho
It had not crossed my mind, but maybe it has Mourinho's because that is what Chelsea did two seasons ago to Xabi Alonso. — Rafael Benitez
If I am hated at Barcelona, it is their problem but not mine. Fear is not a word in my football dictionary. — Jose Mourinho
The problem with Chelsea is I lack a striker. I have Samuel Eto'o but he is 32 years old - maybe 35, who knows? — Jose Mourinho
If England had Fergie, Wenger or Mourinho in charge, they would win the World Cup. — Andy Gray
Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. — Jose Mourinho
So when they have Mourinho and Benitez joining the Premiership they should say it's good for us, maybe these guys have something new to give. — Jose Mourinho
The reality is he's a specialist because eight years without a piece of silverware ... that is failure. — Jose Mourinho
If Messi is the best on the planet, Ronaldo is the best in the universe. — Jose Mourinho
Football is a game about feelings and intelligence. — Jose Mourinho
Eleven against eleven they never beat us. — Jose Mourinho
Mourinho is the best coach in the history of football. — Mario Balotelli
As we say in Portugal, they brought the bus and they left the bus in front of the goal. — Jose Mourinho
Would you phone the president of Ghana? — Jose Mourinho
If you look at revenge we are still winning three one you know, so I don't think it is a question of revenge, is a question of a personal thing — Jose Mourinho
Money does not guarantee success. — Jose Mourinho
Look at the way teams play against Arsenal. They don't believe they can win. They don't believe. — Jose Mourinho
When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off, I wasn't surprised. — Jose Mourinho
But the most important part of everything is to be happy. — Jose Mourinho
I think it's clearly the result of something that looks like a campaign. — Jose Mourinho
The way I use to develop an aerobic condition is three against three, man to man, in a square 20 metres by 20. — Jose Mourinho
The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe. — Jose Mourinho
If you're not a big club, you choose one competition and you fight in that competition and forget the others. Big clubs - we cannot do this — Jose Mourinho
For Chelsea, I would turn down every job in the world. — Jose Mourinho
Four wins in four matches. It could not be better ... the world is fantastic. — Jose Mourinho
Without emotional control you cannot play, influence; you cannot react. You have to know what you have to do and not react. You have to be cool. — Jose Mourinho
I hate to speak about individuals. Players don't win you trophies, teams win trophies, squads win trophies. — Jose Mourinho
I enjoy the work, I enjoy every minute of my professional life. — Jose Mourinho
In my teams, when we win, we all win, and when we lose, I lose — Jose Mourinho
Brendan's chihuahua doesn't do that. During the week it sleeps, eats and trains a little bit. So I have to say his chihuahua is a privileged one. — Jose Mourinho
No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am loved. — Jose Mourinho
If at the end of the season I'm leaving the club, you have the right to come to me and say: 'Jose, you are a liar' — Jose Mourinho
You win by effort, by commitment, by ambition, by quality, by expressing yourself individually but in the team context. — Jose Mourinho
I hate Mourinho. He's a fool. — Noel Gallagher
Chelsea are up there with best teams in the world,and let's hope United can join us in quarter-finals. — Jose Mourinho
I fell a bit in love with Celtic, because the atmosphere was amazing and the crowd was magnificent, the way they behaved with the Porto fans. — Jose Mourinho
It gave the title to Manchester City - it's as simple as that. — Jose Mourinho
