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Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Kate Papas: Life - with or without softener- is hard

Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Harriet Lerner: Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jaime Lerner: A car is like a mother-in-law - if

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. — Jaime Lerner

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By H.L. Mencken: Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. — H.L. Mencken

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jim Butcher: I blinked slowly at that notion. "A honeymoon

I blinked slowly at that notion. "A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law." "Worth more than gold or jewels," Hades said. — Jim Butcher

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Voltaire: Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. — Voltaire

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Beverly D'Angelo: It's not that we didn't get along, it's

It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did. — Beverly D'Angelo

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: My mother-in-law has come round to our house

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Len Bailey: If it's not one thing, it's your mother-in-law.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother-in-law. — Len Bailey

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I'm creating a self help show called Self

I'm creating a self help show called Self Talk. I'll insult myself for an hour then open phone lines to a fitness coach & my mother-in-law. — Ryan Lilly

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Phyllis Diller: I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death. — Phyllis Diller

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: I think my mother found her mother-in-law entertaining,

I think my mother found her mother-in-law entertaining, and in a person who entertains us, there is much we forgive. — Curtis Sittenfeld

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By John Grisham: The mother of a trophy wife is not

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law. — John Grisham

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Ken Schwaber: Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out

Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults. — Ken Schwaber

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Phyllis Diller: My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. — Phyllis Diller

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By David Isay: I consider you mine, because Donna considered you

I consider you mine, because Donna considered you hers. — David Isay

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: I can always tell when the mother in

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Lou Holtz: Behind every successful person, stands a very successful

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. — Lou Holtz

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jane Grix: He was glad that Pemberley was fifty miles

He was glad that Pemberley was fifty miles from Longbourn and he hoped that his mother-in-law would not visit often. — Jane Grix

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.' — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Malcolm Gladwell: Don't get me wrong. I love my mother-in-law.

Don't get me wrong. I love my mother-in-law. It's her daughter I can't figure out. — Malcolm Gladwell

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Fredrik Backman: ...and this is what grandmothers and mother-in-law and

...and this is what grandmothers and mother-in-law and mothers do. They fight for the good. — Fredrik Backman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Sin-Itiro Tomonaga: A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law

A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. — Sin-Itiro Tomonaga

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Laura Schlessinger: If there's an award for best mother-in-law in

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Josh Kopelman: You know you've built a product that can

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Henny Youngman: I wanted to do something nice so I

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Henny Youngman: I told my mother-in-law my house is your

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. — Henny Youngman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Ken Dodd: I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Tim Heaton: Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. — Tim Heaton

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Milton Berle: On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Seth: My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns.

My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns. — Seth

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Zoe York: Morning a week with her ex-mother-in-law. So she

Morning a week with her ex-mother-in-law. So she couldn't fault Rafe for keeping his regular stool at the diner she worked at, even if it — Zoe York

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Leon M. Lederman: I feel emotionally conflicted. It's like when your

I feel emotionally conflicted. It's like when your mother in-law drives off a cliff in your new Porsche. — Leon M. Lederman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Juvenal: while your mother in law still lives, domestic

while your mother in law still lives, domestic harmony / is out of the question. — Juvenal

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Gail Simmons: I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews.

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. — Gail Simmons

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Milton Berle: I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. — Milton Berle

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Nalini Singh: A lot of women have trouble with their

A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law."
Raphael's look was priceless. "My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Phyllis Diller: My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12. — Phyllis Diller

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Hubert H. Humphrey: Behind every successful man is a proud wife

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jay Leno: Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months. — Jay Leno

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By George Gordon Byron: I should, many a good day, have blown

I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law. — George Gordon Byron

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Francois Rabelais: A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is

A mother-in-law dies only when another devil is needed in hell. — Francois Rabelais

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Christina Bartolomeo: Perhaps Anita Loos had been right when she

Perhaps Anita Loos had been right when she wrote that family life was only fit for those who could stand it. — Christina Bartolomeo

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By John Corwin: This is worse than death. Now i have

This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this? — John Corwin

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jerome K. Jerome: Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Jerome K. Jerome

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Melanie Lynskey: I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours

I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. — Melanie Lynskey

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Allen Toussaint: The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. — Allen Toussaint

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Ian Botham: Pakistan is the sort of place every man

Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid. — Ian Botham

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Lyndon B. Johnson: If you have a mother-in-law with only one

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Phyllis Diller: My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By David Mamet: They say the definition of ambivalence is watching

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. — David Mamet

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Mark Twain: Adam was the luckiest man in the world.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law. — Mark Twain

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Vladimir Zhirinovsky: A mother-in-law is better than a single and

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Ashok Ferrey: When a man marries, he should take a

When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him. — Ashok Ferrey

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Samuel Butler: Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law. — Samuel Butler

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By James G. Frazer: The awe and dread with which the untutored

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Lou Gehrig: When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. — Lou Gehrig

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Sara Daniell: Did you know that if you re-arrange the

Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in 'mother-in-law' you can create the phrase 'woman Hitler'?
Holly from Secrets — Sara Daniell

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Charles Haddon Spurgeon: Of her mother in law. It is one

Of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jarod Kintz: The most dangerous flower is one that grows

The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That's why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law. — Jarod Kintz

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Stephen King: There's something powerful about knowing the shortest way,

There's something powerful about knowing the shortest way, even if you take the longer way because you know your mother-in-law is sitting home. — Stephen King

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten. — Lisa Kleypas

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Susan Ee: She sees me once in a guy's arms

She sees me once in a guy's arms and she has us married already. I wonder what Raffe would think of my mom being his mother-in-law. — Susan Ee

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Josh Billings: Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Laura Marney: But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention.

But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention. — Laura Marney

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Tori Amos: I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law.

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Nalini Singh: Damn it, Honor, what do I do with

Damn it, Honor, what do I do with an Ancient mother-in-law who thinks I'm a bug?" One that had infested the life of Caliane's beloved son. — Nalini Singh

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Marianne O. Battani: We really have no definition of mother in

We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition was deemed necessary. — Marianne O. Battani

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Milton Berle: I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Juvenal: Give up all hope of peace so long

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. — Juvenal

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Natalie Dormer: I don't think you have to live in

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Emily Yoffe: Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Democritus: The man who is fortunate in his choice

The man who is fortunate in his choice of son-in-law gains a son; the man unfortunate in his choice loses his daughter also. — Democritus

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Gary Delaney: My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Gary Delaney

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Mack Sennett: We never make sport of religion, politics, race

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: I saw six men kicking and punching the

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Emma Beasley: I screamed, Go to hell! in the car,

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Wilbur Smith: My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English.

My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye. — Wilbur Smith

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Bernard Manning: I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat -

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Les Dawson: My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise.

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Joan Rivers: I told my mother-in-law that my house was

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Stacey Kayne: I'll catch my death""If you don't get out

I'll catch my death"

"If you don't get out of my sight, you won't have to catch death. I'll bring it to you — Stacey Kayne

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Henny Youngman: Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Caroline Pafford Miller: A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's

A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. — Caroline Pafford Miller

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Lindsey Vonn: My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Henny Youngman: Just got back from a pleasure trip: I

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Wanda Sykes: But I understand that relationship; I understand how

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Benjamin Walker: The only thing more intimidating than a huge

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Taylor Jenkins Reid: What happens to the relationship you never had

What happens to the relationship you never had with your mother-in-law when your husband dies? — Taylor Jenkins Reid

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Lenny Bruce: My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Brian Francis: I can't believe she's lived this long. God

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her. — Brian Francis

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Jean-Louis Gassee: Yet you would not drive a car with

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee

Mother & Mother In Law Quotes By Anne Fortier: You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle,

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier