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Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. — H.L. Mencken

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson

It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did. — Beverly D'Angelo

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. — Les Dawson

If it's not one thing, it's your mother-in-law. — Len Bailey

"Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness — Aeschylus

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death. — Phyllis Diller

I think my mother found her mother-in-law entertaining, and in a person who entertains us, there is much we forgive. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I never felt like a good Jew. My mother was not Jewish, and that makes me a non-Jew according to Jewish religious law. — Stephane Hessel

Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults. — Ken Schwaber

I consider you mine, because Donna considered you hers. — David Isay

The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator. — Joseph P. Bradley

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. — Lou Holtz

He was glad that Pemberley was fifty miles from Longbourn and he hoped that his mother-in-law would not visit often. — Jane Grix

Don't get me wrong. I love my mother-in-law. It's her daughter I can't figure out. — Malcolm Gladwell

...and this is what grandmothers and mother-in-law and mothers do. They fight for the good. — Fredrik Backman

A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law. — Sin-Itiro Tomonaga

My mother should have been an attorney. She and Abe could have opened a law firm together. — Richelle Mead

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger

Morning a week with her ex-mother-in-law. So she couldn't fault Rafe for keeping his regular stool at the diner she worked at, even if it — Zoe York

My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye. — Wilbur Smith

Tell your mother the Law of Stolen Flight.'
'Only flame, and things with wings. All the rest suffer stings. — Jonathan Carroll

A mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world. — Caroline Pafford Miller

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Gary Delaney

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning

A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law."
Raphael's look was priceless. "My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman

I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. — Seal

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. — Gail Simmons

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey

This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this? — John Corwin

Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Jerome K. Jerome

If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, don't keep her in the living room. — Lyndon B. Johnson

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. — Vladimir Zhirinovsky

The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. — Allen Toussaint

I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in. — Milton Berle

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her. — Ken Dodd

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. — Tim Heaton

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle

My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns. — Seth

The man who is fortunate in his choice of son-in-law gains a son; the man unfortunate in his choice loses his daughter also. — Democritus

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. — Les Dawson

while your mother in law still lives, domestic harmony / is out of the question. — Juvenal

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings

Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in 'mother-in-law' you can create the phrase 'woman Hitler'?
Holly from Secrets — Sara Daniell

Of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That's why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law. — Jarod Kintz

There's something powerful about knowing the shortest way, even if you take the longer way because you know your mother-in-law is sitting home. — Stephen King

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten. — Lisa Kleypas

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson

When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him. — Ashok Ferrey

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. — Lou Gehrig

But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention. — Laura Marney

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos

Damn it, Honor, what do I do with an Ancient mother-in-law who thinks I'm a bug?" One that had infested the life of Caliane's beloved son. — Nalini Singh

We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition was deemed necessary. — Marianne O. Battani

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. — Juvenal

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

I'll catch my death"

"If you don't get out of my sight, you won't have to catch death. I'll bring it to you — Stacey Kayne

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker

What happens to the relationship you never had with your mother-in-law when your husband dies? — Taylor Jenkins Reid

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her. — Brian Francis

Certainty is the mother of repose, and therefore the common law aims at certainty. — Philip Yorke, 1st Earl Of Hardwicke

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

She sees me once in a guy's arms and she has us married already. I wonder what Raffe would think of my mom being his mother-in-law. — Susan Ee

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law. — Samuel Butler

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer