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Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid ... morons not included. (Apollymi)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm not a method guy. I can't be bothered to have a method. I just want to be a part of a good movie and I can't stand to be surrounded by morons.
— Robert Downey Jr.
The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis ... surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies.
— H.L. Mencken
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,
— Jeff Kinney
He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron
— Jerome Salinger
In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'
— Steve Schirripa
Only morons smoke
— Cynthia Hand
Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are.
— Mark Cuban
Stay calm. Don't go getting moon mad. Moon sad.Moon morons. — Sally Gardner
An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.
— Bjarne Stroustrup
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons — Gabriel Mindlin
Well, it's an anomaly! He must have received the wrong dosage. That's what happens when you put these matters in the hands of morons.
— Wodke Hawkinson
By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.
— Scott Adams
Morons. I've got morons on my team.
— Strother Martin
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
What was it about a little rain that turned normal drivers into morons?
— Patricia Perry Donovan
I'm here to help you, fucking morons.
— Lili St. Crow
Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons.
— Ray Bradbury
He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct.
— L.S. Hawker
Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds.Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture)
— Ashoka Jahnavi Prasad
The morons in government worldwide are extraordinary in both number and depth of moronity.
— David Icke
Now that I am awake I shall reveal my true form.. to the world!!" Hahahaha! Hey You Morons! I'm Just Kidding! -Yusuke YuYu Hakusho
— Yoshihiro Togashi
When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.
— Michael R. Burch
Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life.
— M. J. Hyland
You have to eliminate the low-hanging targets first, on the off chance you were dealing with morons.
— John Scalzi
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
— Alice Sebold
Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.
— Rory Freedman
Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying ... demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism,
— Margaret Sanger
Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.
— David Ferrier
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
— Martin Mull
Only morons start a business on a loan?
— Mark Cuban
You'll want men who are competent, who can get the job done. Who wants to be surrounded by morons and fuck-ups?
— Jack Donovan
Sleep tight, ya morons!
— J.D. Salinger
Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad.
— Ellen Glasgow
It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.
— Michael Grant
For all the hopeful dreamers morons out there ... Stop praying for God to make things happen for you. Just make them happen.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days.
— Jim Dodge
Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything.
— Clarence Darrow
The Price Is Right for Morons.
— Rachel Renee Russell
Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons.
— Christopher Hitchens
Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?
— Abria Mattina
Morons, you can't do much with them, but it gives you a feeling that you're better than you really are.
— Andrew McArthur
I guarantee there is nothing more depressing than knowing morons have complete power over you.
— Tim Tharp
It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons.
— Henri Michaux
Shut up! Do you think we're morons?" Michael kept his expression blank. Oh how badly he wanted to say "Yup.
— James Dashner
To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott
You'll always have morons like that, swallowing belief patterns whole so they don't have to think for themselves.
— Richard K. Morgan
You'll find in life, Caden, that many decisions are made by morons in high places.
— Neal Shusterman
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish.
— Vivienne Westwood
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
— Scott Adams
