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Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid ... morons not included. (Apollymi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm not a method guy. I can't be bothered to have a method. I just want to be a part of a good movie and I can't stand to be surrounded by morons. — Robert Downey Jr.

The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis ... surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies. — H.L. Mencken

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley, — Jeff Kinney

He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron — Jerome Salinger

In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.' — Steve Schirripa

Only morons smoke — Cynthia Hand

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm the one guy who says don't force the stupid people to be quiet - I want to know who the morons are. — Mark Cuban

Stay calm. Don't go getting moon mad. Moon sad.
Moon morons. — Sally Gardner

An organization that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only. — Bjarne Stroustrup

You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong.
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons — Gabriel Mindlin

Well, it's an anomaly! He must have received the wrong dosage. That's what happens when you put these matters in the hands of morons. — Wodke Hawkinson

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out. — Scott Adams

Morons. I've got morons on my team. — Strother Martin

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

What was it about a little rain that turned normal drivers into morons? — Patricia Perry Donovan

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. — Josh Lieb

I'm here to help you, fucking morons. — Lili St. Crow

Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a generation of morons. — Ray Bradbury

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"
Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. — Pat Robertson

He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct. — L.S. Hawker

Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds.Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture) — Ashoka Jahnavi Prasad

The morons in government worldwide are extraordinary in both number and depth of moronity. — David Icke

Now that I am awake I shall reveal my true form.. to the world!!" Hahahaha! Hey You Morons! I'm Just Kidding! -Yusuke YuYu Hakusho — Yoshihiro Togashi

When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better. — Michael R. Burch

Life is ruthless, and its bestowal of fortune arbitrary and capricious. I'd been born to morons, and mine was a shabby life. — M. J. Hyland

You have to eliminate the low-hanging targets first, on the off chance you were dealing with morons. — John Scalzi

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. — Alice Sebold

Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons. — Rory Freedman

Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying ... demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism, — Margaret Sanger

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons. — Dan Florence

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light. — David Ferrier

nobody likes to be made out to be morons, especially morons. — Jim Riva

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with. — Martin Mull

Only morons start a business on a loan? — Mark Cuban

You'll want men who are competent, who can get the job done. Who wants to be surrounded by morons and fuck-ups? — Jack Donovan

Sleep tight, ya morons! — J.D. Salinger

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let's call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

But, of course only morons would ever think or speak of themselves as intellectuals. That's why they all look so sad. — Ellen Glasgow

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done. — Michael Grant

For all the hopeful dreamers morons out there ... Stop praying for God to make things happen for you. Just make them happen. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days. — Jim Dodge

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons. — Rudy Rucker

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons. — Jonathan Safran Foer

The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything. — Clarence Darrow

The Price Is Right for Morons. — Rachel Renee Russell

Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons. — Christopher Hitchens

Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons? — Abria Mattina

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons. — John Fugelsang

Morons, you can't do much with them, but it gives you a feeling that you're better than you really are. — Andrew McArthur

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me. — Pat Paulsen

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons. — Dave Barry

I guarantee there is nothing more depressing than knowing morons have complete power over you. — Tim Tharp

It is almost an intellectual tradition to pay heed to the insane. In my case those that I most respect are the morons. — Henri Michaux

Dealing with morons ... is like teaching Hindu to a beagle. — Lee Child

Shut up! Do you think we're morons?" Michael kept his expression blank. Oh how badly he wanted to say "Yup. — James Dashner

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons. — Mary Matalin

a national government is bad enough, but this administration is the largest collection of scoundrels and morons in recent memory. — Jim Dodge

You'll always have morons like that, swallowing belief patterns whole so they don't have to think for themselves. — Richard K. Morgan

You'll find in life, Caden, that many decisions are made by morons in high places. — Neal Shusterman

She rang me that afternoon on my mobile. I missed her call because of an idiot meeting. I wanted to hurt the morons who'd taken my time ... — Raine Miller

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. — Frank Zappa

All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. — Vivienne Westwood

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons — Scott Adams

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate. — Simon Jordan