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She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.
perhaps the best line from Shooter — Walter Dean Myers

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all. — Jean Chretien

You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. — Ilona Andrews

...the moron who thought love was forever. — Daniel Handler

Fantastic. My little brother's ambition is to be a stick-in-the-mud moron with no personality. — Melina Marchetta

There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron, she is your wife. — David Ogilvy

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development. — Ernest Hemingway,

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon
"Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace — Cassandra Clare

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! — Stephenie Meyer

Every great thinker is someone else's moron. — Umberto Eco

There's nothing more dangerous in this existence than a moron on a mission. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN. — Mark Cuban

The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. — H.L. Mencken

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck

Keep, keep, keep adding muscles keep and keep becomings stronger and more... As more you have, as more you are moron. — Deyth Banger

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. — Aaron McGruder

Run, you flippin' moron, run! — Sherrilyn Kenyon

He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron — Jerome Salinger

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron. — Meg Cabot

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron. — Bill Bryson

Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron, — Ally Carter

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television — Natalie

Whoever said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all was a moron. — Kim Askew

He's a moron," Blomkvist said. Vanger laughed, but he said: "That may be. But he's not the one who was sentenced by the court. — Stieg Larsson

You beautiful little moron. — J.D. Salinger

Hal remained a low-grade moron. — Arthur C. Clarke

Oh, fuck my life. I'm in love with this moron. — Kay Simone

If you want to go public with your opinions, then someone is going to judge you a moron. And there is always a risk that you may be. — Isaac Kramnick

Tell him why I didn't stop, Marcus." The art dealer sighed. "You never said anything about butterflies, you moron. — Joey W. Hill

First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.' — Bill Maher

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass. — Vonnie Davis

Is it just me or do they put the MORON in OXYMORON? — Melissa Cutler

The general image of a man in an American sitcom is like a complete moron. You'd think the industry was run by a feminist cabal. — Hanna Rosin

Sir, the only problem is that you're a complete fucking moron," I said. — Ernest Cline

I'm a monster, not a moron. — P.C. Cast

These tests, though, were making her feel like a moron. — Max Barry

The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife. — David Ogilvy

I'm a techno moron. I need help just to plug in my video camera. — Libba Bray

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. — Clive James

Who was the moron on the phone?"
"Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. — Jennifer Crusie

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. — Ted Rall

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them? — Madeleine L'Engle

Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. — Alice Cooper

After riding like a moron all over the place, observe the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned. — Manu Joseph

Because if you're basically a moron at something, it's better to be a private moron than a public one. — Carrie Ryan

It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. — Abbi Glines

The vampire who lived here was either a total loser or really liked the monster image. Really, if he couldn't be a rich vampire, then he was a moron. — Caroline Hanson

There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere. — Frank Tashlin

Look and you wlll see, that which was can never be. When they seek a boy your age, Run, you flippin moron, run! — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber. — Lia Habel

I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you. — Alfred Korzybski

As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really. — Will Advise

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron. — Nick Hornby

If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron. — Dov Davidoff

What kind of moron wants to be a gladiator? — Kate Quinn

If you don't vote, you're a moron. — Craig Ferguson

Anybody who's in favor of gun control is a fucking moron. — Jackie Mason

What's amazing about Bayrou, what makes him irreplaceable," Tanneur enthused, "is that he's an utter moron. — Michel Houellebecq

What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract? — Bill Goldberg

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. — Josh Lieb

The American moron's mind simply does not run in that direction; he wants to keep his Ford, even at the cost of losing the Bill of Rights — H.L. Mencken

Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion. — Reza Aslan

Valkyrie: "You are such a moron."
Skulduggery: "Don't be jealous of my genius. — Derek Landy

Only morons start a business on a loan? — Mark Cuban

Trusting someone nice to you doesn't make you a moron. It makes the person who fucked you over an asshole. — Kristen Ashley

A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her. — David Ogilvy

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst. — Agatha Christie

I examined the ten feet I would have to walk alone and remembered my left mind made me a moron. — Ashlan Thomas

George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression. — Martin Sheen

God. It was like Idiot Skank and her sidekick, Skanky Moron do Denver. — Kristen Ashley

For my next trick, I will win a staring contest with the moron in orange sunglasses. — Marissa Meyer

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates. — James Woods

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons. — Dave Barry

When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron. — Dane Cook

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? — John McEnroe

If that moron had told me you had women with you, I'd have let you in a lot sooner — Dan Wells

An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole — Larry David

Subtly but definitively? Isn't that an oxymoron, you moron? — Lauren Gallagher

It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the premise that she is a moron. — Alice Duer Miller

A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron. — Joe Abercrombie

Only a heathen brings a gun to a sword fight."
"Only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight. — Derek Landy

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius ... — Robert A. Heinlein

He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct. — L.S. Hawker

I'm a stubborn moron who doesn't give up! — Tappei Nagatsuki

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself. — Lee Kuan Yew

When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb

(I've often noticed that people equate "having a sense of humour" with "being an insensitive moron.") — Sophie Kinsella

Meetings: "They often include at least one moron who inevitably
gets his turn to waste everyone's time
with nonsense". — Jason Fried

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest. — J.D. Salinger

Morons. I've got morons on my team. — Strother Martin

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons — Scott Adams

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. — Frank Zappa

What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time! — Margaret Atwood

I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions. — George Carlin

I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school. — Walter Dean Myers

This isn't a strength, Aunt True," I said, "but it's dark in here."
"That's because it's nighttime, you moron!" scoffed Danny. — Heather Vogel Frederick

I would love to chat and get to know you over a glass of flamesmead, but unfortunately we are pressed for time, Mr. Moron," said Tabor. "Morias, — Arun Khalis

He said it like he assumed I knew what the grandfather paradox was, because, if I didn't know, then I was a moron. I hate when people do that. — Rick Yancey