Moron Quotes
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She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.perhaps the best line from Shooter — Walter Dean Myers
President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.
— Jean Chretien
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
— Ilona Andrews
...the moron who thought love was forever.
— Daniel Handler
Fantastic. My little brother's ambition is to be a stick-in-the-mud moron with no personality.
— Melina Marchetta
You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
— Ernest Hemingway,
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
— Stephenie Meyer
Every great thinker is someone else's moron.
— Umberto Eco
There's nothing more dangerous in this existence than a moron on a mission.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.
— Mark Cuban
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
— H.L. Mencken
Keep, keep, keep adding muscles keep and keep becomings stronger and more... As more you have, as more you are moron.
— Deyth Banger
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
— Aaron McGruder
Run, you flippin' moron, run!
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
He hated it when you called him a moron. All morons hate it when you call them a moron
— Jerome Salinger
But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.
— Meg Cabot
It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.
— Bill Bryson
Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron,
— Ally Carter
Whoever said it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all was a moron.
— Kim Askew
He's a moron," Blomkvist said. Vanger laughed, but he said: "That may be. But he's not the one who was sentenced by the court.
— Stieg Larsson
You beautiful little moron.
— J.D. Salinger
Hal remained a low-grade moron.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Oh, fuck my life. I'm in love with this moron.
— Kay Simone
If you want to go public with your opinions, then someone is going to judge you a moron. And there is always a risk that you may be.
— Isaac Kramnick
Tell him why I didn't stop, Marcus." The art dealer sighed. "You never said anything about butterflies, you moron.
— Joey W. Hill
Is it just me or do they put the MORON in OXYMORON?
— Melissa Cutler
I'm a monster, not a moron.
— P.C. Cast
The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife.
— David Ogilvy
Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon. — Jennifer Crusie
Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?
— Madeleine L'Engle
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
— Andy Borowitz
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
— Alice Cooper
After riding like a moron all over the place, observe the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned.
— Manu Joseph
Because if you're basically a moron at something, it's better to be a private moron than a public one.
— Carrie Ryan
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.
— Abbi Glines
The vampire who lived here was either a total loser or really liked the monster image. Really, if he couldn't be a rich vampire, then he was a moron.
— Caroline Hanson
There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere.
— Frank Tashlin
Look and you wlll see, that which was can never be. When they seek a boy your age, Run, you flippin moron, run!
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.
— Alfred Korzybski
As an evil cultist, I make an excellent evil cultist. Only I'm stupid, and not evil. And I worship nothing, really.
— Will Advise
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
— Dov Davidoff
What kind of moron wants to be a gladiator?
— Kate Quinn
If you don't vote, you're a moron.
— Craig Ferguson
Anybody who's in favor of gun control is a fucking moron.
— Jackie Mason
What's amazing about Bayrou, what makes him irreplaceable," Tanneur enthused, "is that he's an utter moron.
— Michel Houellebecq
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in a contract?
— Bill Goldberg
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion.
— Reza Aslan
Only morons start a business on a loan?
— Mark Cuban
Trusting someone nice to you doesn't make you a moron. It makes the person who fucked you over an asshole.
— Kristen Ashley
A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.
— David Ogilvy
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.
— Agatha Christie
I examined the ten feet I would have to walk alone and remembered my left mind made me a moron.
— Ashlan Thomas
George W Bush is like a bad comic working the crowd, a moron, if you'll pardon the expression.
— Martin Sheen
For my next trick, I will win a staring contest with the moron in orange sunglasses.
— Marissa Meyer
When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead.
— Robin Hobb
An employee is told that the customer is always right and, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and as asshole
— Larry David
Subtly but definitively? Isn't that an oxymoron, you moron?
— Lauren Gallagher
It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the premise that she is a moron.
— Alice Duer Miller
A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron.
— Joe Abercrombie
Only a heathen brings a gun to a sword fight.""Only a moron brings a sword to a gunfight. — Derek Landy
I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius ...
— Robert A. Heinlein
He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct.
— L.S. Hawker
I'm a stubborn moron who doesn't give up!
— Tappei Nagatsuki
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.
— Robin Hobb
(I've often noticed that people equate "having a sense of humour" with "being an insensitive moron.")
— Sophie Kinsella
Meetings: "They often include at least one moron who inevitablygets his turn to waste everyone's time
with nonsense". — Jason Fried
Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.
— J.D. Salinger
Morons. I've got morons on my team.
— Strother Martin
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
— Scott Adams
What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!
— Margaret Atwood
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
— George Carlin
I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school.
— Walter Dean Myers
