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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

It's funny how things work out sometimes. — Anthony Horowitz

Married! Not to retreat, but to be the mistress of a lord's domain; not to be safe in a convent, but to live as some lord's breeding sow. — Katherine Arden

Say,' I said. "What brings you out here at this hour of the morning, for a thing like this?"

'The bus,' he said. — Hunter S. Thompson

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. — Seth MacFarlane

Worse than jokes in the morning did she hate the idea of a husband. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups. — George Carlin

I've done over 125 posters and I have worked with some of the best photographers in the world. They made me America's Number one Pin Up. — Cindy Margolis

I don't love him. But I take a treacherous delight in him. — Rosamund Hodge

You have excellence on the inside. It's who you are. Now do your part. Bring out your excellence! — Joel Osteen