Eggs Quotes
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Eggs Quotes & Sayings
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Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.
— David Cameron
that omelettes couldn't be made without breaking eggs. Sacrifice
— Helen Dunmore
It might seem that an egg which has succeeded in being fresh has done all that can reasonably be expected of it.
— Henry James
I'm not a nest-egg person.
— Dwight Howard
My fear of camping: I'm convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn't everyone?
— Kathy Griffin
Give me some bacon and eggs and coffee, please." The
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs.
— Armando Iannucci
mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
— Apryl Baker
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs.
— Erin O'Connor
What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.
— Gish Jen
Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.
— Max Barry
Eggs give me protein after a good work out. The cheesier, the better!
— Shanola Hampton
You do not create ex nihilo. You rearrange and recombine. You are the same old flour and eggs in search of a new recipe.
— Douglas Wilson
What you create doesn't have to be perfect. So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burned? Don't let fear of failure discourage you.
— Dieter F. Uchtdorf
They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don't find the eggs, they get booed.
— Bob Uecker
I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
— Victor Borge
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
— Margaret Thatcher
It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
— Megan Keith
An egg boiled very soft is not unwholesome.
— Jane Austen
I'm coming inside you in three seconds. Pull off if you don't want a bunch of my swimmers attacking your eggs.
— Jessica Clare
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!
— Tara Sivec
I have an amino acid missing that you can only get from certain kinds of eggs. So, I've been eating a few eggs.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
Is everything okay with you and Jackass over there?" "I can hear you," Seth replied, dumping the eggs in a heated skillet.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Every time we consume meat, eggs or dairy foods, we contribute to ecological devastation and the wasteful misuse of resources on a global scale.
— Ingrid Newkirk
One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar.
— Eric Carle
My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side.
— Varsha Bajaj
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
— George Bernard Shaw
Our nest eggs, no matter how small, are safe.
— Nick Clooney
I get up between 6:30 and 7 A.M., and my morning routine is always the same: hot water and lemon, eggs on toast and rose oil on the face.
— Alice Temperley
A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.
— Rose Wilder Lane
Some people eat eggs, I wear them.
— John Major
Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
Break eggs to make omlettes, never be complacent or think 'I've got a career here, I've got to keep it going'.
— Erol Alkan
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Eggs and meat.
Darkness. — Susannah Cahalan
Eggs and meat.
Darkness. — Susannah Cahalan
What do you take me for? Do you think I was born yesterday? Do you think I have never dealt in eggs?
— Primo Levi
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
— Queen Elizabeth II
A true buddy is a person who thinks that you'll be a fantastic egg although he is aware that you are somewhat cracked.
— Bernard Meltzer
I don't think of eggs as being fundamental to the flavor of mayonnaise, but they are to Hollandaise.
— Wylie Dufresne
We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs.
— Giovanni Trapattoni
I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket but I really don't know.
— Robert Downey Jr.
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
— Wayne Rooney
When one starts from a portrait and seeks by successive eliminations to find pure form ... one inevitably ends up with an egg.
— Pablo Picasso
I know that eggs do well to stay out of frying pans.
— George R R Martin
Just as making an omelette & breaking eggs you can't make a horror film without breaking a few heads!
— Kensington Gore
I think one of the things that saved me is that I never put all my eggs in one basket.
— Ricky Schroder
My Chicken can do a special trick! "And what is that?" She can lay an egg! "And what's so special about THAT?!" Well, Can YOU lay an egg?
— Shirley Temple
Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House's Easter Egg Roll. It's nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.
— Jay Leno
No self-respecting blowfly wants to lay eggs in acid.
— Robert Galbraith
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.
— Mark Twain
I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.
— Dorothy L. Sayers
(The Soviet space agency did not traditionally give cosmonauts steak and eggs before launch; it gave them a one-liter enema.) Fahey,
— Mary Roach
I don't eat meat, fish, or eggs. I was never a big meat-eater, but I've got more energy now.
— Shania Twain
Eggs are one of my all-time favorite foods, and making the over-easy egg is a test of skill.
— Wylie Dufresne
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.
— Lamar Alexander
Spare feast! a radish and an egg.
— William Cowper
Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
— Bill Burr
It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.
— Terra Elan McVoy
Downloading a Tamagotchi egg onto my phone is possibly the loudest my biological clock has ever ticked.
— AJ Lee
A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.
— Florence King
Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.
— Iggy Pop
Year-over-year, prices for meat, poultry, fish and eggs are up 7.7%, and fruits and vegetables are up 3.2%.
— Anonymous
I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.
— Sofia Vergara
I'm like a big old hen. I can't cluck too long about the egg I've just laid because I've got 5 more inside me pushing to get out.
— Louis L'Amour
I have a weakness for fresh eggs.
— Joseph Heller
People took politics seriously in those days. They used to begin storing up rotten eggs weeks before an election.
— George Orwell
In a suitable temperature, an egg becomes a chicken, and there are no chickens born of stones.
— Mao Zedong
Hollandaise, I would like to pour over my head and just rub all over myself. Eggs Benedict is genius. It's eggs covered in eggs.
— Wylie Dufresne
He'd seen a lot of bizarre items left at gravesides, like a carton of eggs, a pair of reading glasses, a bag of licorice, smooth stones, a spoon.
— Sheri Webber
I have to have breakfast, and breakfast has to be eggs!
— Chrissy Teigen
If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell.
— William Shakespeare
Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.
— Myrna Loy
A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first."
— Robert Breault
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways, like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me.
— Joel Robuchon
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups.
— Emily Mortimer
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
— Caroline Rhea
The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.
— Ogden Nash
Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.
— James Howell
What I love is slowness. Slow people, slow reading, slow traveling, slow eggs, and slow love. Everything good comes slow.
— Lynne Sharon Schwartz
Why should human females become sterile in their forties, while female crocodiles continue to lay eggs into their third century?
— Aldous Huxley
I refuse to eat a fried egg if the white is still runny or transparent. I really can't be doing it. I always have to flip it over.
— Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
The woman had thick plastic glasses and looked up at them, eyes large as eggs behind the lenses, and asked, "Jeez, who got murdered?
— John Sandford
Tis hatched and shall be so
— William Shakespeare
There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
Mr. Jesmond made a peculiar noise rather like a hen who has decided to lay an egg and then thought better of it.
— Agatha Christie
Your proudest moment is to watch your egg not just function, but to achieve on her own.
— Joan Rivers
Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.
— Ron Atkinson
White exists on the periphery of life. Bleached bones connect us to death, but the white of milk and eggs, for example, speaks to us of life.
— Kenya Hara
As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs on, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys.
— William Blake