Monkeys Quotes
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Monkeys Quotes & Sayings
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No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets.
— Victoria Alexander
It will not be a surprise to you to learn I'm more interested in the future of the Arctic Circle than the future of the Arctic Monkeys.
— Gordon Brown
Flying monkeys?" the Gasman called out a guess. "Like in the Wizard of Oz?"It dawned on me then. "No," I said tersely "Worse. Flying Erasers. — James Patterson
Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?
— Wilhelm Steinitz
Lex's jaw dropped. She started to object, but the look Zara shot her could have silenced a pack of screech monkeys.
— Gina Damico
The onus of Connecting rightly, Conceiving brightly, Conveying quietly, and Concluding wisely are the capatencies (capacity and competence) of man
— Priyavrat Thareja
If Sun were to hand the management of Java over to a committee of monkeys, would it be more successful?
— Eric Sink
The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man.
— Louis Agassiz
Authors are monkeys who mean
— David Foster Wallace
There are quite a few actors in the business who are much more difficult than kids or monkeys.
— Paul Hogan
Be cruel to me , cause I'm a fool for you.
— Alex Turner
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.
— Robin Ince
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
— Jacob M. Appel
In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
— Stephen Colbert
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.
— Tracy Morgan
Harlow's monkeys,
— Yuval Noah Harari
Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.
— Richard Preston
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
— Joe Rogan
When we were monkeys, we were more human because we were at least not destroying the nature those days!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead ... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt.
— Thomas Huxley
How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.
— Janet Evanovich
We have outsmarted ourselves, like greedy monkeys, and now we are full of dread.
— Peter Matthiessen
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.
— Brigid Brophy
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.
— Robert A. Heinlein
She has big ears like a monkey , she can probably hear really good!
— Charise Mericle Harper
It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!
— Stefan Cherneski
Look at these clowns ... -Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything. — Jose N. Harris
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We [human beings] are what happens when smart monkeys fuck.
— Corey Taylor
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
— Finley Peter Dunne
It wouldn't happen ... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
— Karl Pilkington
I soon learned that humans can screech even louder than monkeys.
— Katherine Applegate
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The work on [polio] prevention was long delayed by ... misleading experimental models of the disease in monkeys
— Albert Sabin
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.
— Thomas A. Edison
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side with your hands between your thighs.
— Arctic Monkeys
If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?
— Terrence Howard
Working with any actor is like working with a monkey.
— Marlon Brando
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot and some of you people. — Billy Sunday
Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.
— Buster Keaton
Let your monkey do it.
— Ina May Gaskin
We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang.
— Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse
The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward.
— Daniel H. Pink
You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.
— Bruce Springsteen
Culture is roughly everything we do and monkeys don't.
— FitzRoy Richard Somerset
I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.
— David Letterman
Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery.
— Philander Chase Johnson
An old monkey never makes a pretty face.
— Francois Rabelais
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here?
— Stephen Baldwin
Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know.
— Danielle Paige
Strike felt abnormally huge and hairy; a woolly mammoth attempting to blend in among capuchin monkeys.
— Robert Galbraith
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.
— Vanessa Hudgens
We take care of each other like two monkeys picking each other's nits. Folks underestimate a good nit-pick.
— Karen Marie Moning
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.
— Glenn Beck
Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.
— Reynolds Price
Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.
— Douglas Adams
I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune.
— Wayne Rooney
We've just barely stopped being monkeys.
— Duncan Trussell
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.
— Sylvia Plath
Even monkeys fall out of trees.
— J. F. Lawton
Not his circus, not his monkeys.
— Tracy Ewens
Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans.
— Stephen Colbert
Too many people not enough monkeys
— Anonymous
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.
— Kenneth Grahame
No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys.
— Ilona Andrews
Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.
— Cassandra Clare
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
— Marlon Wayans
In Kenya you've got the great birds and monkeys leaping through the trees overhead. It's a chance to remember what the world is really like.
— Joanna Lumley
Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!
— Tennessee Williams
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life.
— Shaquille O'Neal
The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable.
— Gail Carriger
Monkeys can rip your face off.
— Jennifer Neves
People love that monkey torture.
— Thomas Lennon
If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!
— Darren Hayes
You're rarer than a can of Dandelion & BurdockAnd those other girls are just post-mix lemonade — Arctic Monkeys
Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.
— Andrew Keen
You know what, evolution is a myth ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?
— Christine O'Donnell
What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.
— Gary Yourofsky
We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.
— Jimmy Buffett
