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Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Harper Sloan: Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee.

Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her! — Harper Sloan

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Willow Smith: I get my flow from Daddy, my singing

I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from Mommy, the camera stuff from both. That's just what happens when you hang out with the Smiths. — Willow Smith

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Toni Aleo: Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle

Jamie Right said her mommy and daddy cuddle naked, so y'all must not be cuddlin' right. — Toni Aleo

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Toni Aleo: I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and

I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting? — Toni Aleo

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Katie Ashley: I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... "

I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... " She tore her gaze up to meet his.
"Daddy's lucky," he finished for her. — Katie Ashley

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Do you even really know how vampires are

Do you even really know how vampires are made?'
'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... — Cassandra Clare

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Octavia Butler: Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming

Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you. — Octavia Butler

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Angelina Jolie: Most nights, someone ends up in our bed.

Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space. — Angelina Jolie

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By William Masters: The best sex education for kids is when

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — William Masters

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Leigh Perry: Do you know where most skeletons come from?""When

Do you know where most skeletons come from?"
"When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much... — Leigh Perry

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Casey Renee Kiser: Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Andre Marrou: Liberals want the government to be your Mommy.

Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. — Andre Marrou

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Mary J. Blige: I'm a child of God. God is my

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. — Mary J. Blige

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Peter Shaffer: The Devil isn't made by what Mommy says,

The Devil isn't made by what Mommy says, or what Daddy says. The Devil is there. — Peter Shaffer

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Waite Hoyt: Every big leaguer and his wife should teach

Every big leaguer and his wife should teach their children to pray, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Babe Ruth. — Waite Hoyt

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Pamela Clare: I'm going to be a big sister," Emily

I'm going to be a big sister," Emily said. "My daddy breeded my mommy, like Chinook with the mares. — Pamela Clare

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Cheap Trick: mommy's alrightdaddy's alrightthey just seem a little weird...

mommy's alright
daddy's alright
they just seem a little weird... — Cheap Trick

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Ricky Maye: In all of your living, don't forget to

In all of your living, don't forget to live. — Ricky Maye

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Erma Bombeck: Any mother with half a skull knows that

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water. — Erma Bombeck

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Camille Paglia: Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus

Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women. — Camille Paglia

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Joe Hill: Goddamn bloody arsefoam. Daddy drilling Mommy on the

Goddamn bloody arsefoam. Daddy drilling Mommy on the kitchen table. — Joe Hill

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Bil Keane: Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family. — Bil Keane

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Kylie Scott: Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise.

Then Mal let out a loud wailing noise. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight! — Kylie Scott

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I was like any other inner-city kid with

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together. — Tracy Morgan

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: If you're still doing what mommy and daddy

If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing. — Robert Kiyosaki

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Mommy is one of the chosen people ...

Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Howard Cosell: Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard? — Howard Cosell

Mommy And Daddy To Be Quotes By Hank Williams Jr.: No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams Jr.