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Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

They rung my bell to ask me.
Could I recommend a maid.
I said, yes, your momma. — Langston Hughes

Honey," she said, smiling so widely that I thought her face might split into two. "Are you about to make your momma proud? — J. Lynn

He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker

*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. — Jerry Lee Lewis

Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank. — Joe Schwartz

My momma always said bossy was good for a deputy and bad for everything else. — James Buchanan

Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake. — Dorothea Benton Frank

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said. — Carolyn Brown

Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My — Carolyn Brown

His momma said, Donovan why are you, on the corner of linden and guy R. Brewer? — Pharoahe Monch