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If I had a bucket list, I'd say raising my four girls to be strong, good women would be No. 1,
— Matt Damon
I said yes to adventure, and then almost immediately I started trying to figure out how to get out of it.
— Dave Holmes
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
— Britney Spears
Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!
Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal
It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all.
— Connor Franta
Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex.
— Rachel DeWoskin
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
— Bob Saget
Every heart has a hidden treasure. A secret wish. A silent dream. A special goal to long for. No matter how distant it may seem.
— Jill Wolf
It's the people without the money and the power, who desperately want to live, for those people small things aren't small at all.
— Ann Leckie
The injunction that before making a final decision in any matter one should sleep on it for a night is obviously fully justified.
— Sigmund Freud
No trouble. There really isn't a heck of a lot to the job.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.