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When you realize you're alive, you can live life!
— Chad Michael Murray
Making money is good, but there's no pockets in a shroud.
— Terry Pratchett
Tragically though, it is that same life that is often least treasured or valued by men who possess it.
— Sunday Adelaja
Only an academic could state the obvious and pass it off as wisdom." -Moist Von Lipwig (T.P., Going Postal)
— Terry Pratchett
Jesus died to redeem you," she said.
"I never ast him," he muttered. — Flannery O'Connor
"I never ast him," he muttered. — Flannery O'Connor
Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o'clocks in one day.
— Terry Pratchett
I don't want to be free of you because I am alive only with you.
— Toni Morrison
Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb.
— Terry Pratchett
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. — Winston S. Churchill
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it. — Winston S. Churchill
Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!
— Terry Pratchett
I commend my soul to any god that can find it.
— Terry Pratchett
God's justice and God's mercy do not quarrel with each other.
— Aiden Wilson Tozer