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I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. — Colin Mochrie

Why are there so many trees in the jungle? — Colin Mochrie

Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money. — Colin Mochrie

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung? — Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. — Colin Mochrie

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie. — Colin Mochrie

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. — Colin Mochrie

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie? — Drew Carey

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! — Colin Mochrie

The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more. — Colin Mochrie

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. — Colin Mochrie

What kind of FBI agent are you? — Colin Mochrie

You don't sweat much for a fat girl! — Colin Mochrie

I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. — Colin Mochrie

Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang ... — Colin Mochrie

My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. — Colin Mochrie

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3. — Colin Mochrie

When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! — Colin Mochrie

As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living. — Colin Mochrie

NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle. — Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or a bran muffin! — Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh ... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy. — Colin Mochrie

Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing. — Colin Mochrie

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. — Colin Mochrie

You know, if I don't make it when I go out there in that weather balloon into that thunder storm. I want, you to take your ear and give it to my wife. — Colin Mochrie

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. — Colin Mochrie

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. — Colin Mochrie

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? — Colin Mochrie