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Miser Funny Quotes By Abraham Verghese: Sometimes, if you think you're sick, you will

Sometimes, if you think you're sick, you will be. — Abraham Verghese

Miser Funny Quotes By Dixie Waters: Love is about dreams, don't go to sleep

Love is about dreams, don't go to sleep expecting them, make them a reality. — Dixie Waters

Miser Funny Quotes By Miss Read: I soon realized that what I really wanted

I soon realized that what I really wanted was time to ruminate, time to observe, and often time to be alone. — Miss Read

Miser Funny Quotes By Lewis Carroll: And my heart is like nothing so much

And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
Brimming over with quivering curds! — Lewis Carroll

Miser Funny Quotes By Dolores Huerta: If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can

If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others. — Dolores Huerta

Miser Funny Quotes By Tristan Prettyman: I'm just as normal as anybody else. I'm

I'm just as normal as anybody else. I'm just probably in the same place as many people in their mid to late twenties are. — Tristan Prettyman

Miser Funny Quotes By Kathy Griffin: I constantly say things that I regret. I

I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. — Kathy Griffin

Miser Funny Quotes By Meghan O'Rourke: I live to collect information, and I am

I live to collect information, and I am also a perfectionist. — Meghan O'Rourke

Miser Funny Quotes By Saki: The grill-room clock struck eleven with the respectful

The grill-room clock struck eleven with the respectful unobtrusiveness of one whose mission in life is to be ignored. — Saki

Miser Funny Quotes By Jill Scott: If a woman is happy, then your society

If a woman is happy, then your society is happy. — Jill Scott

Miser Funny Quotes By B.C. Forbes: Lady Luck generally woos those who earnestly, enthusiastically,

Lady Luck generally woos those who earnestly, enthusiastically, unremittingly woo her. — B.C. Forbes

Miser Funny Quotes By Nathan Englander: I'd much prefer my books to shoes ...

I'd much prefer my books to shoes ... In the summer I sometimes take walks without shoes but never without a novel. — Nathan Englander

Miser Funny Quotes By Katy Butler: Very few of us are succeeding in giving

Very few of us are succeeding in giving our parents the ideal death. — Katy Butler

Miser Funny Quotes By Erica Jong: If there's anything the world disdains more than

If there's anything the world disdains more than uppity young women, it's uppity old women. Dying young has always been a woman's best career move. — Erica Jong