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Minnesota's Quotes & Sayings

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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota. — Al Franken

Bumble-fuck, Minnesota. — Eliza Lentzski

Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as "hotdish" and served in a community Pyrex. — Diablo Cody

Gleason used to rack balls for me when he was a kid in Brooklyn and in Long Island. — Minnesota Fats

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000. — Jesse Ventura

I'm known clean around the Earth. — Minnesota Fats

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero. — Peter Lynch

I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18. — Jessica Lange

I moved from Minnesota to Las Vegas when I was 13, so I spent my high school years there and did some things I'm not proud of. — Beth Riesgraf

I'm looking California and feeling Minnesota. — Chris Cornell

Eople (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. — Garrison Keillor

I was born in Burnsville, Minnesota, and raised in Eagan, which is right by Burnsville. I've been in that area my whole life. — Laura Osnes

I moved from Minnesota out to Los Angeles and I thought I was going to hate it out there, but I really like it. — Jonny Lang

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country ... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods. — Terry Gilliam

It was the Buffalo Bills at the Minnesota Vikings on NBC. It went to about five markets. — Al Michaels

This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins. — Carlos Silva

My hope is next year Terry and I can work out a contract. I have no problem with the Minnesota Twins. — Scott Boras

Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue. — Al Franken

When I got drafted by Minnesota, and I think I said this a couple weeks ago, I think I felt obligated to bring a Super Bowl to Minnesota. — Randy Moss

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota. — Al Franken

I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop. — Billy Gardell

I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota. — Al Franken

Omaha, Nebraska. Sac City, Iowa. Alexandria, Indiana. Darwin, Minnesota. Hollywood, California. Alliance, Nebraska. — John Green

There is no such thing as a typical season, not for the Cardinals, not for San Diego, not for Minnesota. — Dennis Green

I have two cats at home in Minnesota with my family. Beau and Skippy. — Rachael Leigh Cook

I did a little modeling in Minnesota, but because I was a heavier 'model,' I didn't pursue it much when I lived there. — Brianna Brown

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota. — Garrison Keillor

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that. — Eddie Griffin

A Minneapolis, Minnesota high school teacher hung this sign under the clock in her classroom. "Time will pass ... Will you?" — James E. Myers

I grew up in a politically aware household: very civically-minded, good Minnesota liberals. — Alex Pareene

No one on this Earth knows how old I am. — Minnesota Fats

He loved Minnesota's flora and fauna and seemed ill-suited as either a fawner or floorer, a — Mark Steyn

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms. — Bruce Lansky

It was just the best thing in my life, to come to Minnesota. — Thomas Vanek

Paul Newman is not a very good pool player. — Minnesota Fats

I'm 100% Norwegian. Three generations removed and all continuous inbreeding of Norwegian of Minnesota and Iowa, so I traveled to Norway before. — Eric Christian Olsen

I grew up in Minnesota. Four generations of my father's people are buried there. — Peter Agre

Events like Hurricane Katrina and the Minnesota bridge collapse suggest a national infrastructure that has suffered from lack of tending. — Nina Easton

I was raised on a family farm in western Minnesota. So I didn't have the background to prepare me for this business life. — Glen Taylor

Someone handed me Mexico City Blues in St. Paul [Minnesota] in 1959 and it blew my mind. It was the first poetry that spoke my own language. — Bob Dylan

The longest road trip I've ever been on is from Minnesota to Los Angeles. — Seann William Scott

I'm from Minnesota. I'm optimistic. I mean, that's just who I am. — Thomas Friedman

I played seven years in Minnesota and I'm looking forward to a better, greater seven years down in Miami. I'm back home. It's great. — Daunte Culpepper

As a Minnesota agency nurse said, We are not just bed-making, drink-serving, poop-wiping, medication-passing assistants. We are much more. — Alexandra Robbins

Made it through high school, went to the University of Minnesota. — Dave Winfield

I love Minnesota, and I'd love to play my whole career here. — Justin Morneau

I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement - and our record of having the nation's highest voter participation. — Al Franken

Enza thought no place on earth could be colder than the Italian Alps, but now she knew she just had never been to Minnesota. — Adriana Trigiani

You all know from past experiences that the white man only sees the bad that our people do to them. They are blind to their own indiscretions. — Violetta Botzet Luetgers

Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know. — Diablo Cody

I quite like Low, the band from Minnesota. They're absolutely mesmerizing. I get much the same feeling from anything that Will Oldham does. — Gavin Rossdale

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers ... they are obviously alcoholics. — Lewis Black

If you can't stand the heat, then move to Minnesota. They have snow in May. — Harry S. Truman

I'm a lifelong Vikings and Packers fan because I lived in both Minnesota and Wisconsin as a kid. — Mark Batterson

I was in the Minnesota state Senate from 2000 until 2006. In 2006, I was urged to run for Congress, I did. And I've been here ever since. — Michele Bachmann

Are you still on Minnesota time?" I asked.
"I am on whatever time makes this call last longer," he said.
"What's the next meal from now? — Maggie Stiefvater

I live in Minnesota. Lots of people assume that if you want to be an actor, you have to live in Hollywood, but not me. — Chris Massoglia

I love everything Minnesota. — Seann William Scott

Growing up in a rural setting in Minnesota, I was raised with the outdoors and a sense of adventure. — Ann Bancroft

During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar. — Paul D. Boyer

I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses. — Anna Wintour

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power. — Jesse Ventura

Casey Blake (a former Minnesota Twin, now with the Indians) is a good friend of mine, I'd like to see the Indians win. — Corey Koskie

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night. — Minnesota Fats

Today I am an unemployed writer living as a recluse in the great Northwoods. — Daniel J. Rice

I wouldn't play in Minnesota unless my career was at an end and I had to go to Minnesota to play the game. — Torii Hunter

I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute. — Loni Anderson

My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor. — Jesse Ventura