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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron

It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow. — Georg Brandes

to appease the milk guy by telling him I'd put those mugs out for display, but he wouldn't leave. He even offered to teach me how to milk a cow. — Ava Miles

I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk. — Kambiz Mostofizadeh

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. — Munia Khan

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk. — H.L. Mencken

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them. — Elbert Hubbard

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. — John F. Kennedy

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. — Richard Branson

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? — Bobby Heenan

JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright. — Benjamin R. Smith

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. — Fred Allen

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. — Josh Billings

If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him. — Werner Herzog

Don't lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow. — H.L. Mencken

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday. — Martina Mcbride

A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times — Eric Jerome Dickey

If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow — Rebbecca D. Myers

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't. — Dan Piraro

Have you found the milk," he asked, "or must I venture out in search of a cow? — Julia Quinn

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. — Ann Landers

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks. — Gautama Buddha

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it — Andrew Leigh

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. — Warren Beatty

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow. — John Muir

Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert

You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow. — Lennart Meri

We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This — Deborah Levy

Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it. — Anne Lamott

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler