Milk A Cow Quotes
Collection of top 37 famous quotes about Milk A Cow
Milk A Cow Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Milk A Cow quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
— Georg Brandes
I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.
— Kambiz Mostofizadeh
Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.
— Munia Khan
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
— H.L. Mencken
Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.
— Elbert Hubbard
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble.
— John F. Kennedy
If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
— Richard Branson
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
— Bobby Heenan
JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright. — Benjamin R. Smith
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright. — Benjamin R. Smith
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
— Fred Allen
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.
— Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
— Josh Billings
If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.
— Werner Herzog
Don't lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.
— H.L. Mencken
Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
— Martina Mcbride
A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times
— Eric Jerome Dickey
If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow
— Rebbecca D. Myers
If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.
— Dan Piraro
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
— Steven Wright
Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.
— Gautama Buddha
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it
— Andrew Leigh
It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese.
— Henri Cartier-Bresson
Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow.
— Warren Beatty
Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert
You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan
I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
— Lennart Meri
We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This
— Deborah Levy
Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it.
— Anne Lamott
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
— Arthur Koestler