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Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Bill Walton: Mick Jagger is in better shape than far

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards. — Bill Walton

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Pepper Winters: You're my wings. You made me fly.

You're my wings. You made me fly. — Pepper Winters

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Alexandre Dumas: Take care, my worthy host," said Albert, "better

Take care, my worthy host," said Albert, "better is a sure enemy to well. — Alexandre Dumas

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Beryl Dov: Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring

Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best...
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese. — Beryl Dov

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Mick Jagger: I love America, but I can't spend the

I love America, but I can't spend the whole year here. I can't afford the taxes — Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Joseph Heller: If God was dead, how could I feel

If God was dead, how could I feel this bad? — Joseph Heller

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Mick Jagger: Americans are funny people: first you shock them,

Americans are funny people: first you shock them, then they put you in a museum. — Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Lauren Myracle: I didn't know what I thought, other than

I didn't know what I thought, other than that nothing was easy anymore and no matter what I did, things got messed up. — Lauren Myracle

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Shirley Maclaine: Perhaps the longest journey is the journey within.

Perhaps the longest journey is the journey within. — Shirley Maclaine

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Janet Fitch: My mother had been a solitary chef. It

My mother had been a solitary chef. It was her recreation and her escape. — Janet Fitch

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Scott Tipton: Look at this lot - how we all

Look at this lot - how we all threw ourselves into a fight just for him. We're not soldiers. But we know that what we do when we're with him matters. — Scott Tipton

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Charlotte Gainsbourg: The more you turn down things, the more

The more you turn down things, the more difficult it becomes to feel that the next one will be right. — Charlotte Gainsbourg

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Kami Garcia: The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him. — Kami Garcia

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Arthur Schopenhauer: The less one, as a result of objective

The less one, as a result of objective or subjective conditions, has to come into contact with people, the better off one is for it. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: Often the oppressor goes along unaware of the

Often the oppressor goes along unaware of the evil involved in his oppression so long as the oppressed accepts it. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Eddie Murphy: Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be

Mick Jagger's lips' so big, black people be going, "You got some big-ass lips!" — Eddie Murphy

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Helen Rowland: Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. — Helen Rowland

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Matthew Tindal: (Those who) impute such actions to God, as

(Those who) impute such actions to God, as make Him resemble the worst of beings, and so run into downright Demonism. — Matthew Tindal

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Amy Tan: Everyone must dream. We dream to give ourselves

Everyone must dream. We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. Isn't that true? — Amy Tan

Mick Jagger Funny Quotes By Tom Upton: Your dad and I have been talking.""You need

Your dad and I have been talking."
"You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer. — Tom Upton