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Once again, there was talk of winning every game, and once again, we proved to be human, because an oblong ball takes funny bounces.
— Michael Pinball Clemons
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.
— Sean Michael
I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is.
— Michael Jordan
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.
— Michael Summers
See you in the funny papers, he said. Jaunty, he reminded himself; always jaunty. In my panache is their hope for salvation.
— Michael Chabon
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.
— Michael Caine
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
— Michael O'Donoghue
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
— Michael Morpurgo
Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.
— Steve Coogan
It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.
— Gordon Strachan
On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike.
— Alvin Robertson
Do I look like I watch Star Trek?
— Michael Scott
A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight.
— J. Michael Straczynski
His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait that; in a spaniel. Or a whore.
— Michael Dobbs
Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.
— Michael LaRocca
Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned.
— Michael Schmicker
Werewolves and silver bullets!" Shakespeare coughed a quick laugh and shook his head. "Lord, what fools these mortals be!
— Michael Scott
It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.
— Steve Martin
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
— Chad Michael Murray
In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old.
— Jerry Sloan
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch!
— Michael Grant
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
— Michael Houbrick
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
— Michael Caine