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Menu Funny Quotes By Rob Portman: All of our sons and daughters ought to

All of our sons and daughters ought to have the same opportunity to experience the joy and stability of marriage. — Rob Portman

Menu Funny Quotes By China Mieville: In the right context you can make words

In the right context you can make words do all kinds of things. — China Mieville

Menu Funny Quotes By Billy Connolly: In Mexico, everything on the menu is the

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded. — Billy Connolly

Menu Funny Quotes By Samuel Hoffenstein: Breathes there a man with hide so tough

Breathes there a man with hide so tough
Who says two sexes aren't enough? — Samuel Hoffenstein

Menu Funny Quotes By Gabriel Archer: Nothing is sacred.

Nothing is sacred. — Gabriel Archer

Menu Funny Quotes By Charles James: My dresses help women discover figures they didn't

My dresses help women discover figures they didn't know they had, — Charles James

Menu Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: He started to look back, but he knew

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Menu Funny Quotes By Jen Ashton: If I wanted people to take me seriously

If I wanted people to take me seriously as an adult, I was going to have to swallow a few tongues. Hopefully, without puking. — Jen Ashton

Menu Funny Quotes By Julie Burchill: The secret is not to care what anyone

The secret is not to care what anyone thinks of you. — Julie Burchill

Menu Funny Quotes By Alexis Wright: So my brain is as stuffed as some

So my brain is as stuffed as some old broken-down Commodore you see left in the bush. — Alexis Wright

Menu Funny Quotes By Veronica Roth: I am still the person who would have

I am still the person who would have died rather than kill you — Veronica Roth

Menu Funny Quotes By Chris Eigeman: I genuinely don't like Los Angeles. L.A. is

I genuinely don't like Los Angeles. L.A. is this little petri dish of lack of morality. — Chris Eigeman

Menu Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope God speaks English. If I get

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

Menu Funny Quotes By Scott Sigler: It must be so easy to judge the

It must be so easy to judge the decisions of someone else when you sit back and do nothing. — Scott Sigler

Menu Funny Quotes By Andrew Coyle Bradley: Shakespeare also introduces the supernatural into some of

Shakespeare also introduces the supernatural into some of his tragedies; he introduces ghosts, and witches who have supernatural knowledge. — Andrew Coyle Bradley