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Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry
The three most important pitches I threw in my life were all fastballs. — Bruce Sutter
We don't have to experience shame to be paralyzed by it - the fear of being perceived as unworthy is enough to force us to silence our stories. — Brene Brown
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. — Alan King
Brim is hope. Brim is love. — Bree Despain
I've come to wonder whether artists in particular seek out hard times the way flowers turn their faces toward the sun. — Therese Anne Fowler
20For the kingdom of God does not consist in talk but in power. — Anonymous
You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man. Let us walk. — J.K. Rowling
Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nostalgic for a simpler, slower time. — Matt Ridley
Richart found and it appears the dosage of the drug they deliver has — Dianne Duvall
The mob has nothing to lose, everything to gain. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen
Therefore Lord, not only are you that than which a greater cannot be thought but you are also something greater than can be thought. — Anselm Of Canterbury
Who was this girl who thumbed her nose at two kingdoms and did as she pleased? — Mary E. Pearson

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