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Menopause Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Nona had been bonkers since I could remember.

Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I highly doubted that was the case. — Holly Hood

Menopause Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I have a friend named Doris who argues,

I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry

Menopause Funny Quotes By Bruce Sutter: The three most important pitches I threw in

The three most important pitches I threw in my life were all fastballs. — Bruce Sutter

Menopause Funny Quotes By Brene Brown: We don't have to experience shame to be

We don't have to experience shame to be paralyzed by it - the fear of being perceived as unworthy is enough to force us to silence our stories. — Brene Brown

Menopause Funny Quotes By Alan King: You do live longer with bran, but you

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. — Alan King

Menopause Funny Quotes By Bree Despain: Brim is hope. Brim is love.

Brim is hope. Brim is love. — Bree Despain

Menopause Funny Quotes By Therese Anne Fowler: I've come to wonder whether artists in particular

I've come to wonder whether artists in particular seek out hard times the way flowers turn their faces toward the sun. — Therese Anne Fowler

Menopause Funny Quotes By Anonymous: 20For the kingdom of God does not consist

20For the kingdom of God does not consist in talk but in power. — Anonymous

Menopause Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man. Let

You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man. Let us walk. — J.K. Rowling

Menopause Funny Quotes By Matt Ridley: Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier,

Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nostalgic for a simpler, slower time. — Matt Ridley

Menopause Funny Quotes By Dianne Duvall: Richart found and it appears the dosage of

Richart found and it appears the dosage of the drug they deliver has — Dianne Duvall

Menopause Funny Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: The mob has nothing to lose, everything to

The mob has nothing to lose, everything to gain. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Menopause Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: What has gotten into you lately? Save a

What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen

Menopause Funny Quotes By Anselm Of Canterbury: Therefore Lord, not only are you that than

Therefore Lord, not only are you that than which a greater cannot be thought but you are also something greater than can be thought. — Anselm Of Canterbury

Menopause Funny Quotes By Mary E. Pearson: Who was this girl who thumbed her nose

Who was this girl who thumbed her nose at two kingdoms and did as she pleased? — Mary E. Pearson