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He thought I was the hero of our story. How wrong he was. He had been the hero all along. — Abbi Glines

Granted, physical attraction is what gets you in the door. But there has to be something beyond that to want to keep you there. — Jaci Burton

I do listen to some music, but I don't technically have one band I'm absolutely hooked on. — Kiernan Shipka

And hearts resolved and hands prepared The blessings they enjoy to guard. — Tobias Smollett

Faculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combined
with the imperative of accomplishing nothing. — Alexander Theroux

Virtue is simply happiness, and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning. — William S. Burroughs

The real currency of life is not money but love. Real success comes not from earning but from giving. — Debasish Mridha

One burns the dead while the other burns the living. — Robin S. Sharma

Congress in session is Congress on public exhibition, whilst Congress in its committee-rooms is Congress at work. — Woodrow Wilson

I have learned from nature that all is equal ... all is equal and in balance. I see everything as fitting together. — Joseph Raffael

And the question of Wester religion," Flattery said, "is: What lies beyond death? But the question of the Zen master is: What lies beyond waking? — Frank Herbert

I can tell you how bad our boards are ... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to the board meetings. — Carl Icahn

I read novels for entertainment rather than for edification, so I tend not to read the sort of novels that are said to illuminate the human condition. — Richard Dawkins

She is too perfect to be known by fragments. No mean brick shall be a specimen of the building of my palace. — Elizabeth Gaskell

And suddenly that we were laughing out loud, laughing as if there were no power left in us save laughter. — Ayn Rand

I can't imagine a person becoming a success who doesn't give this game of life everything he's got. — Walter Cronkite