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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
You know, it's funny, no matter what I do - I mean, you're always going to have negatives and positives.
— Khloe Kardashian
But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean.
— J.A. Konrath
She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait.""No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
It's funny how you can struggle with one piece and write a better one in a minute. When things come easy, it means it's good.
— Joe Satriani
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.
— John Goode
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
— Steven Moffat
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
— Hannibal Buress
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible, I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be.
— Maria Semple
That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.
— Christopher Buehlman
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
— Woody Allen
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing.
— Jennifer Lee
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone.
— Elizabeth Little
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
— Jonathan Ashworth
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.
— Craig Ferguson
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
