Me Hilarious Quotes
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Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.
— Derek Landy
Don't threaten me with a good time.
— Michael Anthony
I think it's hilarious when middle-aged white men try to take themselves seriously. It makes me laugh.
— Chris Bauer
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing.
— Bella Heathcote
Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.
— Nora Roberts
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
— Zach Galifianakis
Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?
— John Kennedy Toole
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.
— Evanescence
It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert.
— Adam Mansbach
Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
While I'm trying to be a villain, Tyler Posey's just making me break character all the time. It's hilarious.
— Colton Haynes
People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.
— Steven Seagal
I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious.
— Keri Russell
Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book.
— Jami Attenberg
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
— Bob Thaves
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.
— Jessica Simpson
I find it hilarious that whenever I light up, Americans look at me like I'm going to urinate on their children.
— Michelle Hodkin
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
— Joan Rivers
Is it just me or do they put the MORON in OXYMORON?
— Melissa Cutler
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
— Zach Galifianakis
Wise Child: Why don't you beat me then?Juniper: I can't be bothered. — Monica Furlong
I have to go. Boss hasthis weird idea that I should actually work while he's paying
me. — Laurie Halse Anderson
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
