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My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum!
— Jonathan Safran Foer
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
— Bill Watterson
I like the assumption that everyone is trying his best, and we should all just be kind to each other.
— Christina Baker Kline
Fools kick good men to make themselves feel strong and know
— Prince Simus
Worry is irrelevant. It alters nothing. When was the last time you solved a problem by worrying about it?
— Max Lucado
I truly feel that food is a celebration of life. It's the most important, most valuable gift that God gave humans.
— Jeff Henderson
Success is relative, but happiness is absolute.
— Eraldo Banovac