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My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. — Frederick Lenz

Come here my fattin' up girlfriend and give me some kissin'. — Sherry Gammon

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.
"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris

Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman. — Belle Aurora

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. — Robert Paul Blumenstein

If my friends or my girlfriend back home saw who I've turned into, I don't think they'd recognize me. And I think that's okay with me. — Hannah Moskowitz

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. — Justin Bieber

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. — Wissam Al Mana

If I have a girlfriend, I don't bring her to flaunt her. She doesn't get to reap the benefits of me being famous. — Nick Diaz

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips

When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold. — Conor Maynard

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love. — Jack Nicholson

Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit. — Jamie McGuire

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. — Mike Gordon

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife — Nikolay Davydenko

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board. — Bernadette Peters

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. — Rainbow Rowell

The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man! — R.L. Mathewson

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ... so I can get a better girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me. — T.J. Forrester

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" — Billy Connolly

Fuck love, fuck Florida, Fuck Kit Isley and his prettier-than-me girlfriend. — Tarryn Fisher

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me. — Niall Horan

Archer isn't hot anymore ... He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan. — Rachel Hawkins

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

Why is your skin the best feeling in the world? — Kamand Kojouri

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal. — Ian Axel

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is. — Crystal Woods

Call me close-minded, but hearing my girlfriend talk like a five-thousand-year-old male god was not on my top ten list of Things I Find Attractive. — Rick Riordan

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet — Harry Styles

If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them). — J.A. Buckle

I am a fucking awesome girlfriend, some asshole is going to be so lucky one day.
I swear to god, I hope that asshole will be me. — Jay McLean

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do. — Rachel Maddow

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die. — Shirley Bassey

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. — Martin Shkreli

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked. — Elliott Smith

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

My nose!" he screams, blood gushing between his fingers. "She broke my freakin' nose!"
A rush of pride courses through me. That's my girlfriend. — David Estes

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. — Johnny Knoxville

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. — Anthony Jeselnik

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. — Emo Philips

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.'
'Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. — Rainbow Rowell

I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. — Mark Kozelek

I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works. — Cassandra Clare

Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was a great way to get girlfriends. — Malcolm Morley

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me. — Adam Ferrara

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. — Jason Mraz

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever. — Rachel Caine

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison

Writing was what I did best, better than being a daughter or girlfriend or sister. Writing was me. But now writing is one of the things I can't do. — Jennifer Niven