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My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.
— Frederick Lenz
Come here my fattin' up girlfriend and give me some kissin'.
— Sherry Gammon
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
— Mike Tyson
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. — Charlaine Harris
Fuck a duck! The asshole has a girlfriend. Great! Just great. Which makes me that woman. The other woman.
— Belle Aurora
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
— Robert Paul Blumenstein
If my friends or my girlfriend back home saw who I've turned into, I don't think they'd recognize me. And I think that's okay with me.
— Hannah Moskowitz
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.
— Justin Bieber
I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me.
— Wissam Al Mana
When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.
— Conor Maynard
Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit.
— Jamie McGuire
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.
— Mike Gordon
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife
— Nikolay Davydenko
Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
— Bernadette Peters
The next person that shows my girlfriend a picture of me wearing one of Mom's bras is a dead man!
— R.L. Mathewson
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
— Orson Welles
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ... so I can get a better girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me.
— T.J. Forrester
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
— Niall Horan
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
— Mitch Hedberg
Why is your skin the best feeling in the world?
— Kamand Kojouri
Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.
— Crystal Woods
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet
— Harry Styles
I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it's me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do.
— Rachel Maddow
I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair.
— Martin Shkreli
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
— Elliott Smith
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.
— Avinash Kaushik
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
— Johnny Knoxville
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.''Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. — Rainbow Rowell
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.
— Mark Kozelek
I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works.
— Cassandra Clare
Art is a great means of self-discovery. One of the things that appealed to me in the beginning was that it was a great way to get girlfriends.
— Malcolm Morley
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
— Adam Ferrara
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.
— Jason Mraz
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
