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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
— Isla Fisher
With a sinking heart, I realize that the man in bed with me is too large and unruly to be my boyfriend. What have I done?
— Amy Avanzino
I don't know why this chick has this effect on me, I'm not the boyfriend type. I don't do love.
— L.J. Sexton
What are you talking about? You're like a professional boyfriend.""Thanks. You make me sound like a gigolo. — Stacy Kramer
I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me.
— M.D. Saperstein
There is more to me than my boobs and my boyfriends.
— Pamela Anderson
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now
— Matt Nathanson
I don't want a man to validate me or take care of me. If I have a man in my life, I want him to enhance me.
— Michelle M. Pillow
Before you say it, Derek's boyfriend doesn't look anything like me. ""How would you know? — Laura Ruby
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.
— Fiona Apple
And then it hits me like a fast, open-palmed, stinging smack in the face.Having a ghost boyfriend
WAS
weird — Lisa Schroeder
Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me. -- Billy
— Allan Heinberg
Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don't want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don't.
— Lauren Conrad
It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try
— Matt Nathanson
I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful!
— Crystal Reed
You're the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you're at it?
— Larry Kramer
It's okay for my Beliebers to have a boyfriend, but please don't kiss them in front of me because I get jealous.
— Justin Bieber
Let me be your villain
— Meredith Duran
I wanted her to notice me, to pay attention to me. It was an irrational desire, one I'd never experienced before.
— P.I. Alltraine
Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.
— Crystal Woods
On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside!
— Cristin Milioti
I was ready to approach her with my English charm, when her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm.
— Elton John
I'm not looking for a boyfriend - but if I was, he'd have to be prepared to carry me around everywhere.
— Jyoti Amge
It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?
— Stacy Keibler
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you.""Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.
— Sandra Bullock
My boyfriend asked me to tell a story without my hands, and I couldn't talk.
— Tracy Spiridakos
My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh.
— Alek Wek
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business.
— Barbara Kingsolver
I loved when my boyfriends would call me their Amazon girl.
— Patti Hansen
I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me.
— Amanda Lance
I knew he was your boyfriend. Ellie Marie, I can't believe you lied to me, you hooker!
— Courtney Allison Moulton
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic.
— Aubrey Plaza
I was physically attacked by a woman who didn't even know me. Yes, my boyfriend was her former husband, but she tried to ruin me.
— Brenda Perlin
And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?
— Evan Rachel Wood
When people ask me if I have a boyfriend, I tell them it's my guitar because, really, it's what takes up all my time.
— Michelle Branch
I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
I'm glad I have you for my boyfriend." "Me too," I said. "Sometimes I have to pinch myself." She pinched my arm and smiled. "You're so cute.
— Richard Paul Evans
If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else.
— Alexa Chung
Unfortunately, now that Langston has a boyfriend again, he has forgotten all about me.
— Rachel Cohn
I was gutted to leave my boyfriend at home when I started my tour, but taking my pillow was like taking a little bit of him with me.
— Amy Winehouse
Why is your skin the best feeling in the world?
— Kamand Kojouri
I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris
My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
— Alicia Silverstone
I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.
— Nicki Elson
If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back.
— Betsey Johnson
If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around.
— J.M. Richards
