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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher

My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he's not actually my boyfriend ... — Darynda Jones

With a sinking heart, I realize that the man in bed with me is too large and unruly to be my boyfriend. What have I done? — Amy Avanzino

I don't know why this chick has this effect on me, I'm not the boyfriend type. I don't do love. — L.J. Sexton

What are you talking about? You're like a professional boyfriend."
"Thanks. You make me sound like a gigolo. — Stacy Kramer

He wasn't my boyfriend, he wasn't me husband, and he wasn't my friend. He was family. — Kiera Cass

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville's too dangerous. — Rachel Caine

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend. — Mimi Pond

I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it! — Selena

I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you — Jewel

There is more to me than my boobs and my boyfriends. — Pamela Anderson

I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now — Matt Nathanson

I don't want a man to validate me or take care of me. If I have a man in my life, I want him to enhance me. — Michelle M. Pillow

I don't know what to do, I want to die but you're making me stay alive, I'm not sure if I should betray you and do it or move on and push through it. — Lindzz

Before you say it, Derek's boyfriend doesn't look anything like me. "

"How would you know? — Laura Ruby

And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. — Fiona Apple

And then it hits me like a fast, open-palmed, stinging smack in the face.
Having a ghost boyfriend
WAS
weird — Lisa Schroeder

Dear Teddy, you are without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world. You're kind. You're generous. You threaten to maim people for me. -- Billy — Allan Heinberg

Look at me. Home boy wore combat boots to the beach. I know you don't want to call that your boyfriend, I know you don't. — Lauren Conrad

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try — Matt Nathanson

I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful! — Crystal Reed

You're the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you're at it? — Larry Kramer

It's okay for my Beliebers to have a boyfriend, but please don't kiss them in front of me because I get jealous. — Justin Bieber

Let me be your villain — Meredith Duran

I wanted her to notice me, to pay attention to me. It was an irrational desire, one I'd never experienced before. — P.I. Alltraine

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is. — Crystal Woods

On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! — Cristin Milioti

I remember being 18, and my first boyfriend said to me, "Unless you're in the room, you don't know if it's true." We were talking about gossip. — Winona Ryder

I was ready to approach her with my English charm, when her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm. — Elton John

It's kind of cool - and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty. — Naya Rivera

When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa. — Lily Allen

I'm not looking for a boyfriend - but if I was, he'd have to be prepared to carry me around everywhere. — Jyoti Amge

It took me two years to give him all of my heart, and he threw it away in one night. — Dannika Dark

It doesn't bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal? — Stacy Keibler

Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you."
"Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck. — Sandra Bullock

My boyfriend asked me to tell a story without my hands, and I couldn't talk. — Tracy Spiridakos

My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh. — Alek Wek

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

I loved when my boyfriends would call me their Amazon girl. — Patti Hansen

I adore you, Emilia Ward, let me worship you and I will be your dog, your slave ... anything you want. Just don't leave me. — Amanda Lance

I knew he was your boyfriend. Ellie Marie, I can't believe you lied to me, you hooker! — Courtney Allison Moulton

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic. — Aubrey Plaza

I was physically attacked by a woman who didn't even know me. Yes, my boyfriend was her former husband, but she tried to ruin me. — Brenda Perlin

And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it? — Evan Rachel Wood

When people ask me if I have a boyfriend, I tell them it's my guitar because, really, it's what takes up all my time. — Michelle Branch

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. — Ginnifer Goodwin

Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic. — Rufus Wainwright

My last boyfriend used to always tell me, 'Grow up.' But I say, Why? — Nicole Miller

I'm glad I have you for my boyfriend." "Me too," I said. "Sometimes I have to pinch myself." She pinched my arm and smiled. "You're so cute. — Richard Paul Evans

If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else. — Alexa Chung

Unfortunately, now that Langston has a boyfriend again, he has forgotten all about me. — Rachel Cohn

I was gutted to leave my boyfriend at home when I started my tour, but taking my pillow was like taking a little bit of him with me. — Amy Winehouse

Why is your skin the best feeling in the world? — Kamand Kojouri

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris

he expects me to elaborate. Boundaries. These damn people need boundaries. "So no boyfriend, but you're not a virgin?" he prods, seeming to delight — C.M. Owens

Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that. — Val Kilmer

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. — Alicia Silverstone

I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord. — Nicki Elson

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back. — Betsey Johnson

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around. — J.M. Richards

My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win. — Danica Patrick

Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact! — Rachel Caine

Heaven help me, but I wanted my professor to be my boyfriend. — Cora Carmack