Mayonnaise Quotes: top 40 famous quotes about Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise Quotes & Sayings

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In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves. — Rachel Johnson

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar. — Sue Grafton

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and coke. — Paolo Di Canio

Q: Who invented mayonnaise? A: Somebody with bad taste. — Barry Raspbody

I eat a lot. I'm a big sandwich dude. Turkey, mayonnaise, mustard, cheese, yes. I love craft services. — Jason Mitchell

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Wait!' called Blue. 'Will you tell me about my father?"
"No," Gwenllian replied. "I will get mayonnaise. — Maggie Stiefvater

Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best...
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese. — Beryl Dov

My mom taught me this really great beauty tip. She used to put oil or mayonnaise on the bottom half of her hair before she would shower. — Blake Lively

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise. — Stephen Colbert

Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't. — Karl Lagerfeld

Mayonnaise," Morgan said, "is a lot like men. — Sarah Dessen

I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise. — Richard Brautigan

That day, getting through my world was like trying to swim in a pool of warm mayonnaise while carrying two bowling balls. — Anonymous

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. — Anna Nicole Smith

I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood. — Jose Andres

She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers. — Kerry Greenwood

His voice had sounded as though he lived entirely on mayonnaise and butter but never quite cleared his throat of them; — Dean Koontz

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside ... — Jim Gaffigan

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. — Robin Williams

Politicians cover their mistakes with money; cooks cover their mistakes with mayonnaise; doctors cover theirs with dirt. — Joe Haldeman

I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise. — Richard Simmons

Keep favorite condiments on hand, such as ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar and salsa. — Betty Crocker

A file of red-coated soldiers came at the quick-march from the other end of the quay, splitting the crowd like vinegar dropped on mayonnaise. — Diana Gabaldon

Life's like a mayonnaise soda. — Lou Reed

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. — Ambrose Bierce

Oh, bring me some lobster mayonnaise. — G.K. Chesterton

Well, he's not a weirdo. I didn't turn around to look at Malcolm because he was probably eating dish soap or mayonnaise or something. — Suzanne Selfors

I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips. — Kanye West

I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic. — Tom Robbins

I was trying to figure out a way to tell him his love mayonnaise had mad skills and no one at this table could stop talking about vibrators. — Tara Sivec

I use honey to condition my hair and eggs for protein. Also, mayonnaise and olive oil are great options for keeping it moisturized. — Tasha Smith

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. — D.H. Lawrence

How much do you know of La Mayonnaise?" she inquired.

He shrugged. "Maybe up to the part that goes 'Aux armes, citoyens' - — Thomas Pynchon

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. — Blake Anderson

I don't think of eggs as being fundamental to the flavor of mayonnaise, but they are to Hollandaise. — Wylie Dufresne

Pittsburgh did not smell of mayonnaise that day. — Sandra Staas

My favorite snack would have to be Fritos, no doubt about it. Fritos and mayonnaise. I know. Really healthy, isn't it? — Sylvester Stallone

And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing. — Jackie Kessler