Maureen Lipman Quotes
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I remember," someone said, "how in ancient times one could turn a wolf into a human and then lecture it to one's heart's content.
— Charles Simic
Idleness is the Dead Sea that swallows all virtues. Be active in business, that temptation may miss her aim; the bird that sits is easily shot.
— Benjamin Franklin
Rowing is such a fine sport. Everyone goes backward, and the leader can see his opponents as they struggle in vain.
— Brad Alan Lewis
This shiffer-robe belongs to Hazel Motes. Do not steal it or you will be hunted down and killed.
— Flannery O'Connor
Every relationship has its complications.
— Rob Lowe
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
— Arthur Bloch
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
— Maureen Lipman
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
— Maureen Lipman
My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
— Maureen Lipman
If you respect the events and respect the real life tragedy, you can drive your film to address it in some mature way.
— James Mangold
I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.
— Maureen Lipman
I hereby excommunicate you from the Milky Way!
— Jerome Lawrence
I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
— Maureen Lipman
A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
— Maureen Lipman
Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
— Maureen Lipman
What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
— Maureen Lipman
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
— Maureen Lipman
Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
— Maureen Lipman