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I think it's innate in human nature to want to make a difference, to make your life meaningful. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

To me, there was no better drummer than Jeff Porcaro. His musicianship and kindness to me will never be forgotten. Our loss is heaven's gain — Richard Marx

Dat's a some joke, Hey Boss. — Chico Marx

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. — Groucho Marx

Much of the world's work, it has been said, is done by men who do not feel quite well. Marx is a case in point. — John Kenneth Galbraith

For one thing, to predict the advent of big business was considering the conditions of Marx's day an achievement in itself. — Joseph A. Schumpeter

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? — Groucho Marx

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. — Groucho Marx

He looked like something that had gotten loose from Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. — Harpo Marx

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. — Groucho Marx

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does. — Groucho Marx

Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi. — Patricia Marx

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx

PROLETARIANS AND COMMUNISTS — Karl Marx

If being rightwing is thinking that Karl Marx's doctrine was a catastrophe for humanity, then I'm rightwing. — Niall Ferguson

The economic answer to the world's problems is John Adams, not [Karl] Marx. — John Ringo

Good decision making is the result of years of experience making and learning from one's choices - good and bad. — Michael J. Marx

The education of all children, from the moment that they can get along without a mother's care, shall be in state institutions. — Karl Marx

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? — Groucho Marx

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. — Groucho Marx

I'll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18. — Groucho Marx

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. — Groucho Marx

Marx inverted Hegel's dialectics and stood it right side up, on its feet. — David Harvey

Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy. — Groucho Marx

It was always Marx, Lenin, and revolution - real girl's talk. — Nina Simone

I hate London when it's not raining. — Groucho Marx

Africa is God's country, and He can have it. — Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx

That's bad luck: three on a midget. — Groucho Marx

There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan. — Groucho Marx

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl. — Groucho Marx

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man. — Groucho Marx

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx

Evolutionary circles are one of the key social forms in which people are connecting and can connect to make a difference throughout the world. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms. — Groucho Marx

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. — Groucho Marx

Mustard's no good without roast beef. — Chico Marx

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room. — Richard Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. — Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. — Groucho Marx

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather! — Groucho Marx

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement — Groucho Marx

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue) — Groucho Marx

The imaginary flowers of religion adorn man's chains. Man must throw off the flowers, and also the chains. — Karl Marx

Nothing is more tedious than the dreaming platitude. — Karl Marx

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing — Groucho Marx

Labor is a man crowning glory."
"Not this man's."
"I quote Marx"
I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.
"I quote blisters. — John Fowles

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa — Groucho Marx

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one. — Karl Marx

The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious. — Martin Freeman

And to any new fans we made along the way, I say ... welcome to our party. It's just starting to get going. — Richard Marx

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you. — Groucho Marx

Take away a nation's heritage and they are more easily persuaded. — Karl Marx

Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.) — Groucho Marx

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx

The first requisite for the happiness of the people is the abolition of religion. — Karl Marx

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit ... retire! — Groucho Marx

The admission fee was a viper's tongue and a half-concealed stiletto. It was a sort of intellectual slaughterhouse. — Groucho Marx

Darwin has interested us in the history of nature's technology. — Karl Marx

Religion is the opium of the people translated from the German Die Religion ... ist das Opium des Volkessometimes misquoted as opiate of the people. — Karl Marx

Celebrate the cracks, because that's how the light comes in. — Groucho Marx

The metal of economic theory is in Marx's pages immersed in such a wealth of steaming phrases as to acquire a temperature not naturally its own. — Joseph A. Schumpeter

I have complete freedom, and there's no way to get pigeonholed or bored. What could be better than that? — Richard Marx

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting — Patricia Marx

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do! — Groucho Marx

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. — Harpo Marx

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs — Groucho Marx

I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time. — Groucho Marx

He [Harpo] loved life and lived it joyously and deeply and that's about as good an epitaph as anyone can have. — Groucho Marx

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. — Groucho Marx

All people are born creative. And there's nobody who's helpless, nobody. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

Give your goods to the poor: Christ. Property is theft - as long as it's not mine: Marx . — Joseph Goebbels

Marx's main interest was in economic relationships since in his view they shape everything that we are and can become. — Nigel Warburton

If one wants to be an ox one can easily turn one's back on hum suffering and look after one's own skin. — Karl Marx

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me — Groucho Marx

Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world. — Groucho Marx

If things get too much for you and you feel the whole world's against you, go stand on your head. If you can think of anything crazier to do, do it. — Harpo Marx

Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet! — Groucho Marx

Freedom is slavery some poets tell us.
Enslave yourself to the right leader's truth,
Christ's or Karl Marx', and it will set you free. — Robert Frost

Theory becomes realized among a people only in so far as it represents the realization of that people's needs. — Karl Marx

[Marx's theories] gave me a political and intellectual justification for what I believed in a way that nothing else did. — Neil Kinnock

There will be a change in worldview from materialism and failure to conscious evolution. And everyone's potential to participate! — Barbara Marx Hubbard

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. — Groucho Marx

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. — Groucho Marx

But I guess that's the way it is. When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost. you mourn for yourself. — Harpo Marx

Men's ideas are the most direct emanations of their material state. — Karl Marx

My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather. — Leonard Marx

I love when people get songs wrong. I love when people take something from a song that's totally not what I intended! — Richard Marx

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes" you know he is a crook. — Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. — Groucho Marx

I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's. — Groucho Marx

That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus — Groucho Marx

When you get a new worldview you get a new world. It's like the shift from medieval Christianity to the Renaissance and enlightenment. — Barbara Marx Hubbard

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. — Groucho Marx

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. — Groucho Marx

Baa Baa Black Sheep' makes Marx's Capital look like Mary Poppins. — Terry Eagleton

Blood's not thicker than money. — Groucho Marx

Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and
that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of
it myself. — Groucho Marx

Marx Marvelous is going to break the genius machine when he grows up. That's what everyone said. He hasn't, of course. — Tom Robbins