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Martini Funny Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: We are double-edged blades, and every time we

We are double-edged blades, and every time we whet our virtue the return stroke strops our vice. — Henry David Thoreau

Martini Funny Quotes By Edwin Hubbel Chapin: There is such a thing as honest pride

There is such a thing as honest pride and self-respect. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Martini Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Nona needs a very dry martini.

Nona needs a very dry martini. — Holly Hood

Martini Funny Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do

Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do something he already wants to do. — Lisa Kleypas

Martini Funny Quotes By Robert Benchley: Why don't you get out of that wet

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

Martini Funny Quotes By Alaric Longward: Being famous without honor is a thing of

Being famous without honor is a thing of no worth. — Alaric Longward

Martini Funny Quotes By Sylvia Earle: Scientists never stop asking. They're little kids who

Scientists never stop asking. They're little kids who never grew up. — Sylvia Earle

Martini Funny Quotes By Francisco X Stork: I'm just human. Our task is to try.

I'm just human. Our task is to try. Being a Death Warrior is all in the trying.
DQ — Francisco X Stork

Martini Funny Quotes By A. P. J. Abdul Kalam: I am not handsome but I can give

I am not handsome but I can give my hand to someone who need help ... Because beauty is required in heart not in face ... — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Martini Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: A human should realize himself and be responsible

A human should realize himself and be responsible for himself if he wants to become the true person he is to be — Sunday Adelaja

Martini Funny Quotes By Drake: That was your bad, how could you pass

That was your bad, how could you pass up on em? He just take them records and he gas up on em. — Drake

Martini Funny Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Miracle centered messages encourages instant gratification.

Miracle centered messages encourages instant gratification. — Sunday Adelaja

Martini Funny Quotes By Pierre-Auguste Renoir: I never think I have finished a nude

I never think I have finished a nude until I think I could pinch it. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

Martini Funny Quotes By Bertrand Russell: I can only say that, while my own

I can only say that, while my own opinions as to ethics do not satisfy me, other people's satisfy me still less. — Bertrand Russell

Martini Funny Quotes By Vince Clarke: I went on iTunes and looked at versions

I went on iTunes and looked at versions of Christmas songs. Everyone has done them! — Vince Clarke

Martini Funny Quotes By Samuel Beckett: Ah, the old questions, the old answers, there's

Ah, the old questions, the old answers, there's nothing like them! — Samuel Beckett

Martini Funny Quotes By B.B. Wynter: All she could see was her demise and

All she could see was her demise and it called out a tempting ruse, offering a suffering less potent than what sickened the living. — B.B. Wynter