Married Sister Quotes

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' — Emo Philips

I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman. — David Hyde Pierce

And for fuck's sake, stop saying fuck! — Kristen Ashley

People are always beautiful when you love them. — Katherine Center

When you love someone that intensely and they do not love you in the same way, it is impossible to part well. — Cassandra Clare

I normally like to do a lip pencil and then fill it in with the same pencil because it stays on all day, and you don't have to reapply it. — Khloe Kardashian

My dad used to say makeup was a shallow girl's sport, but it's not. It's armor. — Courtney Summers

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

My father's sister never married in order to raise me. — Marcel Carne

Because God is love, the most important lesson he wants you to learn on earth is how to love. — Rick Warren

Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them. — Christian Nestell Bovee

There was a month of fiery happiness. Then six kinked years of suffering. — Annie Proulx

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it? — David Letterman

The best move you can make in negotiation is to think of an incentive the other person hasn't even thought of - and then meet it. — Eli Broad

Maybe what my sister wanted was to stay here and get married and have a family.
Maybe that was her color of extraordinary. — Jandy Nelson

Give Pirrip as my father's family name, on the authority of his tombstone and my sister, - Mrs. Joe Gargery, who married the blacksmith. As — Charles Dickens

You fall in love with the girl next door
but married her sister. — Luanne Rice

My sister got lucky, married a yuppie, and took him for all he was worth. Now she's a swinger dating a singer, I can't decide which is worse. — Tom Petty

When you are conscious, try to develop an acute awareness about the mysterious aspects of our being, our consciousness. — Debasish Mridha

She [Mary I] married Philip King of Spain, who in her sister's reign, was famous for building Armadas. — Jane Austen

The new growth in the plant swelling against the sheath, which at the same time imprisons and protects it, must still be the truest type of progress. — Jane Addams

I think family dynamics are definitely very interesting. And in my case my sister did get married. She gave my parents a grandchild. — Aasif Mandvi