Married Man Quotes
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I often refer to myself as a gay man and all my friends are gay and I would like nothing more than for them to be able to be married.
— Tori Spelling
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
— E.W. Howe
Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was, 'Nope, they're married, man'.
— Lucy Lawless
To feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious.
— Agatha Christie
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
— Kirk Douglas
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
— Ann Landers
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.
— Samuel Johnson
As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor.
— William Shakespeare
A married man is a preoccupied man.
— Heather Day Gilbert
Six months later, I was poor, pregnant, and married to a man who read Dogfu**er magazine.
— Rebecca O'Donnell
But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.
— Philip Massinger
I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.
— Ana Gasteyer
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
— Lord Byron
You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"
"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane
"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane
A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.
— George Bernard Shaw
Goodness knows, I tried. But I think it's virtually impossible for the right kind of man to be married to a movie star.
— Joan Fontaine
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's
to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw
to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.
— Tom Clancy
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.
— Ray Romano
I was married a lot, but I didn't stay married very long because I didn't seem to be able to choose somebody that was a stable man.
— Georgia Holt
God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other.
— Manny Pacquiao
There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
— Oscar Wilde
My husband used to shout at my mother, 'What is wrong with your daughter? I'm married to a man.'
— Grace Jones
Strange, to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition, every man and wife gazing and smiling at them.
— Samuel Pepys
As a man gets older, if he knows what is good for him, the women he likes are getting older too. The trouble is that most of them are married.
— Ross Macdonald
No married man is ever attractive except to his wife.
— Oscar Wilde
She married a man who soon left her; that man became a myth; and then that myth returned home and proved to be just a man after all.
— Nelson Mandela
I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.
— Joe Pesci
Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
— Charlaine Harris
God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man
several times! — Ruth Graham
several times! — Ruth Graham
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.
— George Bernard Shaw
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
— Helen Rowland
Note: If you met your wife while she was married to another man, history is bound to repeat itself.
— Jim Gaffigan
Well married, a man is winged - ill-matched, he is shackled.
— Henry Ward Beecher
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
— J. Norman Collie
I've been a married man most of my life; that's the way I like it.
— Pierce Brosnan
I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.
— Monica Lewinsky
Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that is a treat.
— Joanne Woodward
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Any coalition has its troubles, as every married man knows.
— Arthur Hays Sulzberger
In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.
— Honore De Balzac
Never underestimate the joy of being married to the one man at the party who knows how to dance.
— Claire Cook
When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.
— Hedy Lamarr
God's image is the married couple, a man and woman, together. Not just the man. Not just the woman. No, both of them. That's God's image.
— Pope Francis
I've married a man who is so afraid of living, he'd rather destroy the very thing that makes him feel alive.
— Susan May Warren
It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.
— Gay Talese
A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie.
— Mallory Ortberg
Now he was gone and she was married to a man she not only did not love but for whom she had an active contempt.
— Margaret Mitchell
A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing.
— George Bernard Shaw
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
— Larry David
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland
a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland
I've been married to the same man - even after the separation - longer than most people in this business. I'm sick to death of people mentioning it.
— Samantha Bond
A young man married is a man that's marred.
— William Shakespeare
I'm incredibly fortunate to have met the intelligent, generous, risk-taking, stimulating man to whom I am married. He's really amazing.
— Cate Blanchett
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
Has some married man asked you to be his mistress? If so, give me his name and I will see to it that he disappears.
— Amanda Quick
This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond.
— Jimmy Fallon
A married man turns his staffe into a stake.
— George Herbert
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
— Helen Rowland
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
— Benjamin Disraeli
I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life.
— Gary Condit
When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together.
— William Blake
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
— Edward Burnett Tylor
Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to.
— Nancy Reagan
I married the man of my dreams in 1998.
— Cindy Margolis
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
— Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
— George Bernard Shaw
If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married?
— Roxanne Snopek
My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.
— George Bernard Shaw
Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman.
— Mata Amritanandamayi
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.
— George Bernard Shaw
Because of pressure from society, many a man has married a woman with whom he isn't compatible; she likes fairy tales, whereas he likes hairy males.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
— Helen Rowland
I had a new persona, not of my choosing. I was Average Dumb Woman Married to Average Shitty Man. He had single-handedly de-amazed Amazing Amy.
— Gillian Flynn
I'm always criticised by other Somalis and Muslims for what I'm doing as a model and married to a white man and all that.
— Iman
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
— Robert Breault
No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
— Roseanne Barr
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
— Carrie Snow
You only get married the first time once. There was the philosophy of a generation wrapped up in a tidy little sentence
— Carrie Vaughn
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now.
— Gary Hoey
Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I'm going to put a diamond on you the size of a lighthouse beacon. There won't be a man in this city who doesn't know you're married.
— Kristen Painter
When you want to get married, ask the universe for a man who has every quality money cannot buy. Then go about to create your own prosperity.
— Barbara Rose
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.
— Mary Catherine Bateson
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
— Barbra Streisand
I refer to myself as gay, but I'm married to a man.
— Margaret Cho