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I kiss [her] even though I know that if you kiss a girl before you are married to her you might get AIDS. — Josh Sundquist

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake. — Elbert Hubbard

Let us be very strange and well-bred:Let us be as strange as if we had been married a great while;And as well-bred as if we were not married at all. — William Congreve

I'm not the marrying type! But if I did get married, I definitely wouldn't be a bridezilla. — Erin Richards

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married. — Kirk Douglas

People don't roll around naked in my books. I do allow them to go to bed if they're married, but it's all very wonderful and the moon beams. — Barbara Cartland

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers

If all the priests go we all want to be married and the pope goes all priests should be married than I say go for it. — Lino Rulli

It's really corny to say, but if you are happily married and have good kids, that is about 98 per cent of what you should be seeking to achieve. — Malcolm Turnbull

I have some flamboyant outfits. It wouldn't be me if I didn't. But I'm married now. I'm not allowed to wear those outfits. — Hugh Douglas

You are as old as you look. If you are fit and pretty at an X age, why won't filmmakers want to cast you, whether you are married or not? — Kareena Kapoor Khan

I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries. — Tyra Banks

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female. — Phil Robertson

If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Like most Russians, I am very superstitious, and if I don't get married, I don't get divorced. — Carine Roitfeld

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde. — Marilyn Monroe

I'm a white, middle-aged, married, middle-class male with kids. I couldn't be disenfranchised if I tried. — Nick Harkaway

I wonder if he thinks he married a girl with two personalities: vixen and wallflower. — Christina Lauren

If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am. — Kathie Lee Gifford

Well, if at all I have to get married, I will choose a poor soldier, who won't take me away from this Chola Kingdom. — Sumeetha Manikandan

God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other. — Manny Pacquiao

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. — Earl Wilson

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger

Don't wanna marry nobody, if they're already married. — Bob Dylan

I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple. — Jonathan Davis

It's all about whatever enriches you. If you decide to go the domestic route and get married and all those things, it makes you a better actor. — Josh Duhamel

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams — Jim Carrey

just curious. You know. If I'd touched single junk or married — Jessica Clare

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single. — Greta Garbo

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else. — Rod Stewart

Don't be married to a line or verse if it can't rhyme, fit the meter, or doesn't fit the outline. — Margaret Atwood

If you tell someone you're divorced they don't even blink, but tell them you've never been married and they wonder what's wrong with you. — Stephanie Bond

So if we use birth control we don't need to be married? — Mitt Romney

If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink. — Angela Carter

I don't know if I want to get married again. — Doris Day

If people can live openly and be equal, then you have to have a pretty strong reason to say they can't get married. — Donald Verrilli Jr.

If you want to die as soon as last year, get married this very minute! — Levi Cheruo Cheptora

In my opinion, nothing changes after you get married. If ain't broke, don't fix it. — Maisie Williams

If somebody has never been married, they don't know compromise. — Eva LaRue

She pronounced the word married as if her voice caressed it. It seemed a rustling covert leading to enchanted glades. — Edith Wharton

Little Red Riding Hood was my first love. I felt that if I could have married Little Red Riding Hood, I should have known perfect bliss. — Charles Dickens

If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married. — Elizabeth I

As a man gets older, if he knows what is good for him, the women he likes are getting older too. The trouble is that most of them are married. — Ross Macdonald

I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever. — Richard Pryor

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey

Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts. — Joan Rivers

Alexandra had been married for thirty-three years; if it had made any impression on her one way or another, she never showed it. — Harper Lee

It wouldn't have mattered to my mother if I married a black, was gay, lived in a commune or wore a dress. — George Weinberg

God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man
several times! — Ruth Graham

If I get married, I want to be very married. - AUDREY HEPBURN — Ashleigh Slater

Tom Landry is a perfectionist. If he was married to Raquel Welch, he'd expect her to cook. — Don Meredith

Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers? — Sammy Davis Jr.

How many times would he disappoint you in a day if you were married to him, Ursula wondered? — Kate Atkinson

It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married. — Craig Johnson

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. — Oscar Wilde

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married. — Katharine Hepburn

She wondered what would happen if they announced what had just happened now, casually: The two of us are going to be married. — Cassandra Clare

If you're a church person and not a Jesus person, my heart hurts for you. It's like being engaged and never getting married. It's miserable. — Matt Chandler

When I was a kid my mom used to tell me that if i have sex before i was married, my ... junk would turn black and fall off. — Cynthia Hand

If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing. — Edward Burnett Tylor

If the right to privacy means anything, it is the right of the individual, married or single, to be free from unwarranted governmental intrusion. — William J. Brennan Jr.

Married to the game. If we're dancing with the devil at least teach us how to dance when the son of making dollars. — Young Jeezy

Why the hell are you wearing it on your left hand? I swear to God, if you're married I'm going to kick your ass. I'm not joking. — Abi Ketner

I don't have that 'OMG, I gotta get married' thing! If it happens, it happens, but it's never been like, 'Oooo, I need to do that!' — Tyra Banks

She wondered how she would feel to be a married woman. It would be the end of her life, she decided, if life was a time of choices. — Neil Gaiman

If I were happy, married with six children, I wouldn't be writing. And I doubt if I should want to. — Anita Brookner

If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married. — Greg Fitzsimmons

If you'd wanted to get married with your feet on the ground, then you should have said something. — Julie Garwood

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. — H.L. Mencken

If you're not happy single, your not gonna be happy married. — Nick Vujicic

If a man moves to the forest, and his wife isn't there to share his spaghetti-os, are they still married? — Roxanne Snopek

If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head. — Joanna Wylde

If you gave me a choice between being married and being a baseball player, that's a no-brainer. I would be married any day. I just love it. — Lance Berkman

If I found the right guy, I think I would get married. Maybe. I just feel like it's just a contract. Why sign any more contracts, really? — Drea De Matteo

Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman. — Mata Amritanandamayi

If you get married, you become vulnerable. — Frank Stallone

If you get married they think you're
finished
and if you are without a woman they think you're
incomplete. — Charles Bukowski

If you have to make a daily choice to be in a relationship then you are married to the past, not the person. — Shannon L. Alder

Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies. — Nigella Lawson

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married? — Nancy Pelosi

I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. — Brett White

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. — Orson Scott Card

In love? You're crazy, and even if you weren't, you're too young to get married. — Stacey Jay

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all. — George Bernard Shaw

Any man who isn't married by thirty-five is either gay or he's got skeletons in his closet. — Lisa Renee Jones

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. — Jeff Foxworthy

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. — George Burns

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't get married — August Strindberg

If she married me, I'd follow her to the gates of Hell. — J.M. Darhower

Aye, I see. Aye well, I suppose if I shall be in Scotland, and still married to you - then maybe 'when' doesna matter so much. — Diana Gabaldon

You bloomed?

I did. If I hadn't married Chip, I might not have ever bloomed. — Joanna Gaines

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me. — Terry Bradshaw

If you're not married, chances are you think a lot about you. — Tracy McMillan

Has some married man asked you to be his mistress? If so, give me his name and I will see to it that he disappears. — Amanda Quick

Noah, if we were to get married, you couldn't date anymore. — Julie Garwood

Aren't you glad you didn't marry him? You'd be working at a gas station." "No. If I would've married him, he'd be the mayor. — Joel Osteen

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. — Katharine Hepburn

If a woman has been married three years or more, you come to learn that she's usually easier to sleep with than a single woman. — Neil Strauss

We sat down and I felt as if we were one of those rich married couples, more separated than united by their dinner table.
-pg 46 — Albert Sanchez Pinol

How strange it all was. Wouldn't it be a lot less messy if everyone just stayed with the people they married in the first place? — Liane Moriarty