Married Couples Quotes
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Married Couples Quotes & Sayings
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The relationship was perfect, but I hated everything about the person I became.
— Darnell Lamont Walker
... having been with Boaz for so long that she could predict every one of his moves, their sex life was more like a race to see who came first.
— Molly Antopol
There is no magic in marriage. If there were, married couples would never desire to seperate. But they do.
— George Bernard Shaw
A lot of Hollywood couples get married young and wind up growing out of their relationship.
— Patti Stanger
I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.
— Isla Fisher
Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.
— Honore De Balzac
We came to realize how little married couples see of each other once they crawl in the bourgeois box.
— Erica Jong
Among even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret.
— Honore De Balzac
I study long-married couples and decide that wives are like bras: sometimes the most matronly are the most supportive.
— Helen Ellis
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.
— John Whiting
Couples tend to think that being single is always singular. Singles tend to believe that being a couple is always copulatory.
— Raheel Farooq
Oliver Cromwell banned kissing on Sundays---even for married couples---on pain of a prison sentence.
— Mitchell Symons
I think we explored the further reaches of 'for better or for worse' than some other married couples.
— Mary Archer
If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Divorce is marital welfare.It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married.
— Stephen Colbert
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
— Earl Wilson
Married couples resemble
a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them — Sydney Smith
a pair of scissors,
often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing anyone who gets in between them — Sydney Smith
Personally, I'd be delighted to live in a country where happily married gay couples had closets full of assault weapons.
— Glenn Reynolds
How many married couples who stay married until one of them dies can honestly say that they weren't terribly bored at times?
— Holly Chamberlin
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
— Bill Cosby
There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.
— Chelsea Handler
Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.
— Wilfrid Sheed
And I suppose that's where we differ from other married couples.
We spend a lot of time in the buff. — Wendy Higgins
We spend a lot of time in the buff. — Wendy Higgins
I think that, on some level, everybody lives vicariously through couples who are getting married.
— Amy Dickinson
Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.
— Edward Abbey
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
— Chris Rock
I think same sex couples should be able to get married.
— Barack Obama
Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.
— George Bernard Shaw
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
How many married couples do you know who met over accounting books in a Starbucks?
— David Schweikert
Dude, you guys are closer than most married couples I know. Or you were before you decided to go and fuck with it.
— Katee Robert
Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.
— Amen Muffler
In truth, they seemed more content and faithful than many officially married couples I have seen since. Our
— Patrick Rothfuss
I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces.
— Leslie Mann