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Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
— Mignon McLaughlin
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
If you could do with being in the clouds, be up in the clouds.
— Anyaele Sam Chiyson
Reading is as important as breathing.
— Charlie Steel
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I don't want to sleep with you, Pidge. I like you too much.
— Jamie McGuire
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
— Henny Youngman
Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.
— Thomas Mullen
Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.
— David Niven
Marriage is making you soft.""Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.
— Russell M. Nelson
