Marriage Jokes Quotes
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Marriage Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
Don't tax my income, tax my consumption.
— Bill Gates
O speculators about perpetual motion, how many vain chimeras have you created in the like quest? Go and take your place with the seekers after gold.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
The beauty of the soul is wrapped in modest fashion.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood ... she just jokes.
— Saina Nehwal
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
— Kathy Lette
We even refuse to be our true self with God- and then wonder why we lack intimacy with him.
— Brennan Manning
We must realize that our destiny is strongly linked to the destiny of the poorest on this planet.
— Hillary Clinton
You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I should have my own publishing companies.
— Solomon Burke
And only the sure of foot can give a hand to him who stumbles.
— Khalil Gibran