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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny?
— Louise Erdrich
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.
— Heather Locklear
Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.
— Norm MacDonald
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
— Lord Chesterfield
Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.
— Thomas Mullen
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
— Kevin Nealon
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
— Paula Deen
Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.
— Yvonne Prinz
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
— Larry Gelbart
Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
— Robert Breault
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.
— James E. Faust
Marriage is making you soft.""Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.
— Robert Breault
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.
— Russell M. Nelson
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
— Nia Vardalos
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
— Dorothy Parker
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
— Cathy Ladman
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
— Jenna McCarthy
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova