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Try arguing the virtues of Nello on chowhound, or a similar online meeting ground for knowledgeable food nerds, and prepare to get pilloried. — Anthony Bourdain

You're either with me or you're not. And if you're not, you're out. — Eddie Perez

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. — Mark Twain

I like a thin book because it will steady a table, a leather volume because it will strop a razor and a heavy book because it can be thrown at a cat. — Mark Twain

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her. — Mark Twain

If the problem can be solved, there's no use worrying about it. If the problem can't be solved, there's no use worrying about it. — Kristine K. Stevens

Yeah? What're you planning?"
"She nixed the keg and the strippers, so I don't know. Maybe we'll have a bonfire and torch some furniture. — Jessica Martinez

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. — Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. — Mark Twain

I knew a man who grabbed a cat by the tail and learned forty percent more about cats than the man who didn't. — Mark Twain

You're amazing," Kylar said.
~I know.~
"Humble, too. — Brent Weeks

If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves. — Mark Twain

A knowledge of the interaction of your conscious and subconscious minds will enable you to transform your whole life. — Joseph Murphy

The job of a leader today is not to create followers. It's to create more leaders. — Ralph Nader

If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again. — Mark Twain

Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild — Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. — Mark Twain

I wish at times I had finished school just to say I had. — Randy Travis

If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. — Mark Twain

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. — Will Advise

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid. — Mark Twain

I'm living my future," he says. "I've been where you are now and I'm telling you that you'll get out of it. — Beckie Stevenson

The correct word is like any small detail - it enhances life. — Alexandra Stoddard

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. — Frederick Buechner

HBO has 28 million subscribers, small stuff compared to TBS, which can be seen in 88 million homes. — Suzanne Fields

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. — Mark Twain

A home without a cat - and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat - may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? — Mark Twain

I believe in competition. — Craig Benson

A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them. — Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. — Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain — James Bowen

Some people scorn a cat and think it not an essential; but the Clemens tribe are not of these. — Mark Twain

My career's been a steady, interesting, weird, frustrating, fun journey at all different times. — Elizabeth Reaser

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. — Mark Twain